Cunt Gifts News

Just playing around in the office today and feeling creative... ...and voila! we made a book cunt! No cutting, just folding... we are thinking about whose book we should do this to next...    hmmm... 

Today we launched the all-new "Topcunt" mug... Check out our Topcunt mini-movie below to have a look at the new design in 3D... The Topcunt mug is the ideal gift for your best mate, who manages to out-cunt everyone else. Whether is is as a Birthday gift, Christmas gift, or just to let them know they are the best cunt you know, then it ticks all the boxes. You can also get a twin-pack of our two cunt classics, the Supercunt Mug, and Top Cunt mug, and save £2 at the same time. Click here to check them out...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's... Supercunt! If you have a mate who loves superheroes, DC comics and all that kinda stuff, and they happen to be a cunt too, then they're going to love our ALL NEW "Supercunt" mug that is OUT NOW! Just £6.95... Click here to see the Supercunt mug, or check it out in the video below...  oh yeah, stick your sound on too!!    If you want to see other designs that a great for your friends, have a browse through our Friends Section by clicking here.

A new physiological disorder for 2018...  it has finally officially been recognised... ASDC Attention Seeking Cunt Disorder

Is it hard to be positive? No, not really, it just depends on your angle...