"Congratulations on the new home" - Drink Coaster
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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"Congratulations on the new home" - Drink Coaster
Description
Description
It is simple, to the point, and a damn funny housewarming gift!
This coaster is sure to get a laugh and is perfect to protect their table when they've finished unpacking!
The design on this drink coaster reads: "Congratulations on the new home, I hope your neighbours aren't cunts"
MIX AND MATCH - BUY ANY 4 COASTERS FOR JUST £12.80 WITH FREE UK DELIVERY (SAVING £7.00 OVER THE INDIVIDUAL PRICE!). It's super easy, just add any 4 drink coasters to your basket and the discount will automatically be applied at checkout.
DRINKS COASTER DETAILS
- Size: 9cm x 9cm
- Material: Wood (MDF/Cork Backed)
- All coasters are supplied cellophane wrapped so are ready to gift.
- Plastic top coating to make them durable and easy to wipe down
Click here to check out the "Congratulations on the new home" mug and coaster combo and save an extra £1.00
DID YOU KNOW? All of our drink coasters have a matching cunt mug!
This cunt drink coaster makes for a very funny birthday or Christmas gift but is so versatile that it works for any occasion.
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