{"title":"Birthday Cunt Cards \u0026 Gifts","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBirthday gifts that say it exactly how it is\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom personalised mugs and cheeky cards to sweary aprons and rude teddy bears, this is our \u003cstrong\u003emain birthday collection\u003c\/strong\u003e – the perfect place to shop for anyone who loves the word \u003cstrong\u003ecunt\u003c\/strong\u003e on their special day. Whether you're calling someone an \u003cem\u003eold cunt\u003c\/em\u003e, reminding them they're still a cunt, or just helping them laugh about turning 40, 50, or 60, we've got it all here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost of our bestsellers are right here – but if you’re just after something specific, take a peek at the \u003ca title=\"Browse rude birthday cards\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-birthday-cards\"\u003eCunt Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e or our bestselling \u003ca title=\"Shop birthday mugs with cunt on them\" href=\"\/collections\/birthday-cunt-mugs-1\"\u003eBirthday Cunt Mugs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 OFFER\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eFREE UK DELIVERY\u003c\/strong\u003e on everything in this collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"its-coffee-time-cunts-mug","title":"\"It's Coffee Time Cunts\" - Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhen it’s coffee o’clock and you’re not messing around\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re at home or in a laid-back workplace, this mug is guaranteed to bring a smile (or a raised eyebrow) at coffee time. It makes a brilliant gift for caffeine lovers who don’t mind a bit of bold language with their brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’ve got the biggest selection of cunt mugs on the internet — see them all in the \u003ca title=\"Cunt Mug Superstore\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-mug\"\u003eCunt Mug Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/strong\u003e – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDid you know?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eYou can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug pairs perfectly with other sweary favourites — check out our full range of \u003ca title=\"Cunt Card Store\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\"\u003ecards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt Badge Store\" href=\"\/collections\/badges\"\u003ebadges\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Little Cunt Teddy Bears\" href=\"\/collections\/teddy-bears\"\u003eteddy bears\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt Keyring Store\" href=\"\/collections\/key-rings\"\u003ekeyrings\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca title=\"Cunt Magnet Store\" href=\"\/collections\/magnets\"\u003efridge magnets\u003c\/a\u003e while you're here.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Just a mug on its own","offer_id":40072215265379,"sku":"COFEMUG","price":9.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mug with matching coaster (+3.95)","offer_id":40072215298147,"sku":"COFEMUGCOAST","price":13.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/It_sCoffeeTimeCunts-Mug.jpg?v=1689767310"},{"product_id":"keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-mug","title":"\"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt\" - Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe only Keep Calm mug that still deserves to exist\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’ll admit it — the “Keep Calm” thing has been done to death. But we figured if it’s going out, it might as well go out swinging. This mug reads: \u003cem\u003e\"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt\"\u003c\/em\u003e. It’s brutal, bold, and brilliant — the final word in C-word gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the biggest rude mug range on the planet, you’ll find this one (and dozens more) in the \u003ca title=\"Cunt Mug Superstore\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-mug\"\u003eCunt Mug Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/strong\u003e – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDid you know?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eYou can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis iconic design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Greetings Card\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-fuck-off-you-cunt-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Water Bottle\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-water-bottle\"\u003ewater bottle\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e — or explore the full \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt - Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt\"\u003eKeep Calm Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Just a mug on its own","offer_id":40072216281187,"sku":"CALMMUG","price":9.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mug with matching coaster (+3.95)","offer_id":40072216313955,"sku":"CALMMUGCOAST","price":13.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/KeepCalmandFuckOffYouCuntMug.jpg?v=1631892104"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-cunt-greetings-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Cunt\" - Birthday Card","description":"\u003c!-- H2Options --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny, rude, and straight to the point – just like them\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Top paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCunts have birthdays too – and this card is the perfect way to celebrate them. Whether they’re cheeky, annoying, or just bloody brilliant, this one’s guaranteed to get a laugh. A proper rude birthday card made in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom birthdays to breakups, the \u003ca title=\"Browse the full Cunt Card Store\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\"\u003eCunt Card Store\u003c\/a\u003e has the perfect C-bomb for every situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bullet list --\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/sending-directly-to-the-recipient-guide\" title=\"Add a custom message and send direct\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bottom paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this design? Build a rude gift bundle with a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-mug\" title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-key-ring\" title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Keyring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-bottle-opener\" title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Metal Bottle Opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-magnet\" title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Fridge Magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-teddy-bear\" title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Teddy Bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/happy-birthday-you-cunt\" title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Card \u0026amp; Gift Collection\"\u003eHappy Birthday You Cunt collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more matching gifts and designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr browse the full \u003ca title=\"Cunt Birthday Cards Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-birthday-cards\"\u003eBirthday Card Collection\u003c\/a\u003e to find even more ways to celebrate like a cunt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"A6 Birthday Card (without badge)","offer_id":6803056453,"sku":"HBYCCRDA6","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 Birthday Card \u0026 Badge","offer_id":11472649541,"sku":"HBYCCABA6","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-card-and-badge.jpg?v=1748613177"},{"product_id":"cunt-of-the-year-greetings-card","title":"\"Cunt of the Year\" - Greetings Card","description":"\u003c!-- H2Options --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGive them the title they truly deserve\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Top paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet them know how highly you think of them with the “Cunt of the Year” greeting card – the perfect way to award someone for being top-tier in your life. Whether it’s for a birthday, celebration, or just because, this card does the job with confidence and comedy. The \u003ca title=\"Browse the full Cunt Card Store\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\"\u003eCunt Card Store\u003c\/a\u003e is stacked with hilariously offensive designs for every occasion you can think of – and a few you probably haven’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bullet list --\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/sending-directly-to-the-recipient-guide\" title=\"Add a custom message and send direct\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional “Cunt of the Year” badge available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bottom paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to make it a proper presentation? Match the card with a \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e from the full \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-of-the-year\"\u003eCunt of the Year Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out the full \u003ca title=\"Birthday Cunt Cards Full Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-birthday-cards\"\u003eCunt Birthday Cards Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for even more bold and brilliant ways to say what you really think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"A6 Gift Card (without badge)","offer_id":7211959685,"sku":"COTYCRD","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 Gift Card \u0026 Badge","offer_id":16390425477,"sku":"COTYCAB","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/cunt-of-the-year-greeting-card-and-badge.jpg?v=1748627645"},{"product_id":"oh-cunt-belated-birthday-card","title":"Oh Cunt - Belated Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhen you forget their birthday but remember your humour\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you missed someone's birthday and a proper laugh might fix things, this is the card to do it. Blunt, funny, and fully loaded with the C-word (twice), it’s a brilliant way to own your mistake and still come out looking great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom big birthdays to petty fallouts, the \u003ca title=\"Browse the full Cunt Card Store\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\"\u003eCunt Card Store\u003c\/a\u003e has a card that says exactly what you’re thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them \u003ca title=\"Add a custom message and send direct\" href=\"\/pages\/sending-directly-to-the-recipient-guide\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full message inside reads: \u003cem\u003e\"Oh Cunt. I forgot your birthday... sorry about that! I am also sorry for getting you a birthday card with the word cunt on it (twice). I hope you had a nice day.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to go the extra mile? Match it with a cheeky gift from our \u003ca title=\"Cunt Birthday Card Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-birthday-cards\"\u003eCunt Birthday Cards Collection\u003c\/a\u003e – the best range of rude cards and presents for any forgotten celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7212446213,"sku":"FORGCRD","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/oh-cunt-I-forgot-your-birthday-belated-card.jpg?v=1748610342"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-old-cunt-birthday-card","title":"\"Old Cunt\" - Birthday Card","description":"\u003c!-- H2Options --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSay happy birthday with cheek and zero subtlety\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Top paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo you’ve got to buy a birthday card for your dad… but he’s a bit of a cunt? This is the answer. And yes, it works just as well for your nan. Blunt, funny, and unforgettable – just like them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom big birthdays to petty fallouts, the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\" title=\"Browse the full Cunt Card Store\"\u003eCunt Card Store\u003c\/a\u003e has a card that says exactly what you’re thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bullet list --\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them \u003ca title=\"Add a custom message and send direct\" href=\"\/pages\/sending-directly-to-the-recipient-guide\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional “Old Cunt” badge available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bottom paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to go all-in on the insult? Pair the card with a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-mug\" title=\"Old Cunt - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-magnet\" title=\"Old Cunt - Fridge Magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-key-ring\" title=\"Old Cunt - Key Ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-badge-1\" title=\"Old Cunt - Pin Badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/old-cunt\" title=\"Old Cunt Gift Collection\"\u003eOld Cunt Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-birthday-cards\" title=\"Cunt Birthday Card Collection\"\u003eCunt Birthday Cards Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more ways to celebrate someone’s age and attitude – with love and a C-bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Birthday Card (without badge)","offer_id":7212481605,"sku":"OLDCCRD","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Birthday Card \u0026 Badge","offer_id":11474236869,"sku":"OLDCCAB","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/happy-birthday-you-old-cunt-card-and-badge_5b825083-a3b4-4396-bd5d-3c26bfc9aed5.jpg?v=1748613513"},{"product_id":"im-not-even-going-to-sugar-coat-it-birthday-card","title":"\"I'm not even going to sugarcoat it\" - Birthday Card","description":"\u003c!-- H2Options --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNo sugar coating – just straight-up birthday banter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Top Paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full message reads: \u003cem\u003e\"I'm not even going to sugar coat it – you are a cunt. 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See the full \u003ca title=\"I'm not even going to sugarcoat it - Card and Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/sugar-coat-it\"\u003eSugar Coat It collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Meta Description --\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Birthday Card (without badge)","offer_id":7212517445,"sku":"SUGRCRD","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Birthday Card \u0026 Badge","offer_id":11495367749,"sku":"SUGRCAB","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/i_m-not-going-to-sugarcoat-it-you_re-a-cunt-birthday-card-and-badge.jpg?v=1748616961"},{"product_id":"i-cunt-spell-mug","title":"\"I Cunt Spell\" - Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGot a mate who fails at spelling and wins at humour?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf spelling isn’t your strong point — or you know someone who proudly gets it wrong — this “I Cunt Spell” design is a funny and innocent-looking gift that hits just right. 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If you know someone who'd appreciate some unfiltered honesty with their tea or coffee, this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore the biggest range of cheeky mugs on earth over at the \u003ca title=\"Cunt Mug Superstore\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-mug\"\u003eCunt Mug Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/strong\u003e – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDid you know?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eYou can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Sugar Coat It” design is also available as a \u003ca title='\"Sugar Coat It\" - Badge' href=\"\/products\/i-not-even-going-to-suger-coat-it-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/im-not-even-going-to-sugar-coat-it-birthday-card\" title=\"Sugar Coat It - Birthday Card\"\u003ebirthday\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Sugar Coat It - Birthday Card\" href=\"\/collections\/sugar-coat-it\/products\/im-not-even-going-to-sugar-coat-it-birthday-card\"\u003e card\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title='\"I' href=\"\/products\/i-not-even-going-to-sugar-coat-it-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e – so you can build out a full matching set if you like.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Just a mug on its own","offer_id":40115064242275,"sku":"SUGRMUG","price":9.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mug with matching coaster (+3.95)","offer_id":40115064275043,"sku":"SUGRMUGCOAT","price":13.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Sugar_coat_it_-_You_are_a_cunt_-_Mug.jpg?v=1562062937"},{"product_id":"i-cunt-spell-badge","title":"\"I Cunt Spell\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor Anyone Who Cunt Spell and Doesn’t Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe love a design that works on two levels—and this one's a winner. Whether it’s a genuine spelling slip or a cheeky pun on purpose, this badge nails the brief. A best-seller from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\"\u003ecunt badge collection\u003c\/a\u003e, and it’s funnier than it is offensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “I Cunt Spell” design is also available as a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-cunt-spell-mug\" title=\"I Cunt Spell - Cunt Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-cunt-spell-key-ring\" title=\"I Cunt Spell - Key Ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-cunt-spell-magnet\" title=\"I Cunt Spell - Magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-cunt-spell-teddy-bear\" title=\"I Cunt Spell - Teddy Bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, and even a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-cunt-spell-greetings-card\" title=\"I Cunt Spell - Card\"\u003egreeting card\u003c\/a\u003e—perfect for building a themed rude gift bundle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7303181061,"sku":"SPELBDG","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_Cunt_Spell_-_Pin_Badge_in_Packaging_632947ea-f82c-4bd4-9216-82c52f0a95cf.png?v=1543485717"},{"product_id":"i-love-to-say-cunt-badge","title":"\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor People Who Say It Loud, Proud and Often\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe problem: You know someone who *loves* to say cunt, and you need a gift that matches their energy. The solution? This badge—obviously. It’s a classic from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\"\u003eCunt Badges\u003c\/a\u003e collection and guaranteed to get a proper laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMounted on a presentation card and cellophane wrapped, this badge is ready to gift straight out the packet—no censorship required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant the full experience? Build a rude gift bundle with a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-mug-1\" title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-key-ring\" title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Key Ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-apron\" title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, and even a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-teddy-bear\" title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Teddy Bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? Check out the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/i-love-to-say-cunt\" title=\"Shop the I Love to Say Cunt collection\"\u003eI Love to Say Cunt collection\u003c\/a\u003e for the entire loudmouth lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7303276549,"sku":"ILTSBDG","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_Love_To_Say_Cunt_-_Badge_in_packaging_a233b55f-ea42-4ec9-bb1e-10893d75522e.png?v=1543482090"},{"product_id":"abracadabra-badge","title":"\"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Wizard-Level Insult\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky badge features the ultimate magical let-down: \u003cem\u003e“Abracadabra – Nope, you are still a cunt.”\u003c\/em\u003e A rude little spell that works every time. Whether it’s a gift for your mate or an in-joke for someone who’s impossible to redeem, this \u003ca title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\"\u003ecunt badge\u003c\/a\u003e is a guaranteed laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Abracadabra” design is also available on matching \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra Still a Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-mug\"\u003emugs\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra Still a Cunt - Greeting Card\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-greetings-card\"\u003ecards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra Still a Cunt - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/abbracadabra-key-ring\"\u003ekeyrings\u003c\/a\u003e, and even \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra Still a Cunt - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-apron\"\u003eaprons\u003c\/a\u003e—perfect for building a full-on rude gift bundle that’s pure magic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7303837765,"sku":"ABRABDG","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Abracadabra_You_re_Still_a_Cunt_-_Badge_in_Packaging.jpg?v=1566333341"},{"product_id":"cunt-badge","title":"\"cunt.\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMinimal Design. 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It’s part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\"\u003eCunt Badges\u003c\/a\u003e collection and works brilliantly as a gift for someone who knows exactly who they are (or who just loves the word).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt arrives mounted and wrapped, ready to give as a low-effort, high-impact present that’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows—in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more in this design? 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Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\"\u003eCunt Badges\u003c\/a\u003e collection, it’s a top-tier token of recognition for the biggest personality in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMounted and wrapped, this badge arrives presentation-ready—perfect for birthdays, office banter, or just because they’ve earned the title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove the “Cunt of the Year” concept? You can grab matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-mug\" title=\"Cunt of the Year - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-key-ring\" title=\"Cunt of the Year - Key Ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-apron\" title=\"Cunt of the Year - Apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-teddy-bear\" title=\"Cunt of the Year - Teddy Bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, and even a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-greetings-card\" title=\"Cunt of the Year - Card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e to round off the joke in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? Head to the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-of-the-year\" title=\"Cunt of the Year - Gift collection\"\u003eCunt of the Year collection\u003c\/a\u003e to see the full award-winning range.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7304543365,"sku":"COTYBDG","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Cunt_Of_The_Year_-_Pin_Badge_in_Packaging_523e6a0d-e53f-47ab-9f5f-efd3e80d4cc3.png?v=1543485497"},{"product_id":"i-dont-speak-cuntonese-badge","title":"\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Badge That Says It So You Don’t Have To\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet everyone know you’re not up for any nonsense with this straight-talking pin. The “Sorry, I Don’t Speak Cuntonese” \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e is a hilarious way to shut things down, and a cracking rude gift for those who don’t mince their words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this design? 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Whether they’re a casual dropper of the C-bomb or fully committed to using it daily, this is the gift they’ll reach for every time they put the kettle on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s part of the legendary \u003ca title=\"Cunt Mug Superstore\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-mug\"\u003eCunt Mug Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e—home to the biggest, boldest collection of cunt mugs on the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/strong\u003e – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDid you know?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eYou can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is also available in the full \u003ca title=\"I Love To Say Cunt - Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/i-love-to-say-cunt\"\u003eI Love To Say Cunt Collection\u003c\/a\u003e, including an \u003ca title='\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Apron' href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title='\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Badge' href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title='\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Key Ring' href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title='\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Magnet' href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title='\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Teddy Bear' href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Just a mug on its own","offer_id":40070782713955,"sku":"ILTSMUG","price":9.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mug with matching coaster (+3.95)","offer_id":40070782746723,"sku":"ILTSMUGCOAST","price":13.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_Love_To_Say_Cunt_-_Mug.jpg?v=1559746459"},{"product_id":"abracadabra-magnet","title":"\"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt\" - Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAbracadabra! 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And if you love this design, you’ll find it across the full \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/abracadabra\"\u003eAbracadabra gift collection\u003c\/a\u003e, including a \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra - Card\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/abracadabra-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Abracadabra - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/abbracadabra-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 75mm x 50mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more fridge-worthy insults? 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A brilliant bit of fridge-front sass with a straight face and a sharp message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for more like this? \u003ca title=\"Cunt Magnets Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-magnets\"\u003eCheck out the full magnet collection here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasures 75mm x 50mm\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eGift mounted \u0026amp; cellophane wrapped\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fridge magnet arrives card-mounted and wrapped — a simple, cheeky gift that’s always ready to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “I Don’t Speak Cuntonese” design is also available on a \u003ca title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can also \u003ca title=\"View the full Cuntonese collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cuntonese\"\u003ebrowse the full “Cuntonese” collection here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9023642309,"sku":"NESEMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Cuntonese_-_Magnet_in_Packaging_87d72224-5a7b-48cc-8ed3-b9d7668f4fa8.png?v=1543593272"},{"product_id":"i-cunt-spell-magnet","title":"\"I Cunt Spell\" - Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSpelling isn’t for everyone — but this magnet is\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you read it straight or clock the hidden joke, the “I Cunt Spell” fridge magnet is funny on more than one level. It’s far more cheeky than offensive, and that’s exactly why we love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? \u003ca title=\"Cunt Magnets Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-magnets\"\u003eCheck out our full fridge magnet collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more gems like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasures 75mm x 50mm\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eGift mounted \u0026amp; cellophane wrapped\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour magnet will arrive fully gift-ready — mounted and cellophane-wrapped. 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Check out the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/i-cunt-spell\" title=\"I Cunt Spell - The Gift Collection\"\u003eI Cunt Spell collection\u003c\/a\u003e for everything in this genius design range.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9023873157,"sku":"SPELKEY","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_Cunt_Spell_-_Key_Ring_in_Packaging_cb139bb2-ae71-470a-81f2-675a9699ae0c.png?v=1543414743"},{"product_id":"i-love-to-say-cunt-magnet","title":"\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Love to Say Cunt – for proud brand ambassadors only\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold little fridge magnet is for the people who don’t just say cunt — they love to. Loud and proud. 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You can also explore the full \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/i-love-to-say-cunt\"\u003eI Love to Say Cunt collection\u003c\/a\u003e for matching items like a \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Card\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Key Ring\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Compact Mirror\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-compact-mirror\"\u003emirror\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-mug-1\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 75mm x 50mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for more shouty fridge-friendly comedy? Check out our full \u003ca title=\"Fridge Magnet Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/fridge-magnets\"\u003efridge magnet collection\u003c\/a\u003e — there’s one for every kind of loudmouth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9080847045,"sku":"ILTSMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_Love_To_Say_Cunt_-_Magnet_in_Packaging_a76337d3-b569-4551-8ca2-09e986ceadb4.png?v=1543587628"},{"product_id":"i-love-to-say-cunt-key-ring","title":"\"I Love to Say Cunt\" - Key Ring","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor anyone who just loves to say it — a bold and brilliant acrylic keyring\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who can’t stop saying the C-word, this keyring is the perfect mini gift. It’s mounted on a card, wrapped in cellophane, and sure to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more designs that shout it loud? Explore the full \u003ca title=\"Browse all Cunt Keyrings\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-keyrings\"\u003eCunt Keyrings collection\u003c\/a\u003e now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “I Love to Say Cunt” design is also available on a range of matching gifts, including a \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Greeting Card\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Mirror\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-compact-mirror\"\u003emirror\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-mug-1\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, and a \u003ca title=\"I Love to Say Cunt - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/i-love-to-say-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9081088581,"sku":"ILTSKEY","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_Love_To_Say_Cunt_-_Key_Ring_in_Packaging_gb.png?v=1543402224"},{"product_id":"keep-calm-magnet","title":"\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt\" - Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003e“Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt” fridge magnet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe thought the “Keep Calm” trend had peaked too — until we made this version. A brutally funny twist on the British classic, this magnet cuts through the noise and tells it straight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the fridge of someone who’s not afraid to speak their mind, or just wants their kitchen to give off the right kind of vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 75 mm x 50 mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out our full \u003ca title=\"Fridge Magnet Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/fridge-magnets\"\u003eFridge Magnet Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more designs that don’t hold back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt” design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Card\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-fuck-off-you-cunt-greetings-card\"\u003egreeting card\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Water Bottle\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-water-bottle\"\u003ewater bottle\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e. You can explore the full set in the \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt\"\u003eKeep Calm Gift Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9104753989,"sku":"CALMMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/KeepCalmandFuckOffYouCuntMagnetinPackaging.jpg?v=1631973199"},{"product_id":"keep-calm-key-ring","title":"\"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt\" - Keyring","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA rude twist on a classic British design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis “Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt” keyring takes the overused wartime slogan and gives it a proper reality check. Ideal for someone who doesn’t mince their words — or for when you want to say it without actually saying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more of our cheeky keyring designs in the \u003ca title=\"Browse all Cunt Keyrings\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-keyrings\"\u003eCunt Keyrings collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 on EVERYTHING\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFREE UK DELIVERY\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith fast dispatch\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"Delivery Information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(details)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally mounted on card and cellophane wrapped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 50mm x 38mm with 25mm metal ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and produced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this design? You can also get it on a \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm - Water Bottle\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-water-bottle\"\u003ewater bottle\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-and-fuck-off-you-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Keep Calm - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/keep-calm-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, and more. 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One fridge magnet. One perfect little gift.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis magnet doesn’t mess about. It simply says “cunt.” — no explanation, no fluff, just straight-up cheekiness. If you know someone who’d proudly pop this on their fridge, then you’ve found their next present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 75 mm x 50 mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you love this, check out the full \u003ca title=\"Fridge Magnet Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/fridge-magnets\"\u003eFridge Magnet Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more sweary and cheeky designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis minimalist “cunt.” design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-apron\"\u003ekitchen apron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Cufflinks\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-cufflinks-in-white\"\u003ecufflinks\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Card\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-greetings-card\"\u003egreeting card\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"cunt. - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9106086789,"sku":"CUNTMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/cunt_-_Magnet_in_Packaging_e8765c91-42e8-4e14-8345-4cbc36112c5c.png?v=1544029793"},{"product_id":"cunt-of-the-year-key-ring","title":"\"Cunt of the Year\" - Key Ring","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt’s official — they’re the Cunt of the Year\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore prestigious than an Olympic gold (probably), this keyring is your chance to crown someone with the ultimate honour. Whether it’s a joke between mates or a cheeky award for a colleague, this gift is guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our full range of \u003ca title=\"Browse all Cunt Keyrings\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-keyrings\"\u003eCunt Keyrings\u003c\/a\u003e for more giftable greatness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Cunt of the Year\" design is also available on a \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-bottle-opener\" title=\"Cunt of the Year - Bottle Opener\"\u003ebottle\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-of-the-year\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-bottle-opener\"\u003e opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Card\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, and a \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e. You can also shop the entire \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-of-the-year\"\u003eCunt of the Year collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9106768453,"sku":"COTYKEY","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Cunt_of_the_Year_-_Keyring_in_Packaging_v3_a58933b1-9a74-4419-b6ee-e4a56e997b51.png?v=1543403113"},{"product_id":"cunt-of-the-year-magnet","title":"\"Cunt of the Year\" - Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCunt of the Year – The world’s most prestigious magnet?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome say it’s more impressive than an Olympic medal. Whether you're buying for a mate, a sibling or a work colleague who always \"wins\" at being a cunt, this funny fridge magnet lets them know they’ve earned their title. Stick it on their fridge and let the glory soak in daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"3 for 2 Deal Info\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e with express options \u003ca title=\"Delivery Info\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift mounted and cellophane wrapped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the UK using durable materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 75mm x 50mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is part of our \u003ca title=\"Fridge Magnet Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/fridge-magnets\"\u003eFridge Magnet Collection\u003c\/a\u003e, where you'll find loads of other cheeky options too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to go all out? The “Cunt of the Year” design is also available on a \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Key Ring\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-key-ring\"\u003ekey ring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Card\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/cunt-of-the-year-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e. It’s the gift set they never knew they needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca title=\"Cunt of the Year Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-of-the-year\"\u003eCunt of the Year Collection\u003c\/a\u003e if you’re feeling generous.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9106827013,"sku":"COTYMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Cunt_of_the_Year_-_Magnet_in_Packaging_693d56bd-6c1a-4658-9e86-19809c26d000.png?v=1543592706"},{"product_id":"i-dont-speak-cuntonese-key-ring","title":"\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese\" - Keyring","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor Those Who’ve Heard Enough Nonsense\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet it be known you're not to be spoken to in *that* tone with this hilarious acrylic keyring. A cheeky \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-keyrings\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Keyrings\"\u003eCunt Keyring\u003c\/a\u003e that's ready to raise eyebrows and get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design also comes on a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-mug\" title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-teddy-bear\" title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Teddy Bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-badge\" title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-dont-speak-cuntonese-magnet\" title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - Magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, so you can build a brilliant gift bundle that really drives the message home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? Check out the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cuntonese\" title=\"I Don't Speak Cuntonese - The Gift Collection\"\u003eCuntonese collection\u003c\/a\u003e for all our matching bits and bobs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9106876997,"sku":"NESEKEY","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Cuntonese_-_Key_Ring_in_Packaging_3f86967e-eafd-426a-a051-06d2ae04197c.png?v=1543407016"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-cunt-magnet","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Cunt\" - Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003e“Happy Birthday You Cunt” fridge magnet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCunts have birthdays too — and there’s no better way to mark the occasion than with this delightfully blunt fridge magnet. A memorable, funny birthday gift that says it all in four glorious words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMounted on a presentation card and cellophane wrapped, it’s ready to hand over to the lucky birthday cunt in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 75 mm x 50 mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? Check out our full \u003ca title=\"Fridge Magnet Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/fridge-magnets\"\u003eFridge Magnet Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more rude, giftable gems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Happy Birthday You Cunt” design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Card\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e. View the full \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/happy-birthday-you-cunt\"\u003eHappy Birthday You Cunt Gift Collection\u003c\/a\u003e to explore them all.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9107128325,"sku":"HBYCMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Happy_Birthday_You_Cunt_-_Magnet_on_Card_v3_ad884d59-6f3e-4201-866a-9ef404130ad2.png?v=1543587440"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-cunt-key-ring","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Cunt\" - Key Ring","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBirthday shopping for a proper cunt? Here’s your answer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re wondering what to get a cunt for their birthday, this cheeky keyring says it all. It’s funny, direct, and comes fully gift-ready — mounted on a card and wrapped in cellophane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ll find plenty more in the \u003ca title=\"Browse all Cunt Keyrings\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-keyrings\"\u003eCunt Keyrings collection\u003c\/a\u003e, whether you're buying for a mate, sibling, or just yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis “Happy Birthday You Cunt” design is also available on a \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Card\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Cunt - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-cunt-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e. You can also browse the full \u003ca title=\"View the full Happy Birthday You Cunt Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/happy-birthday-you-cunt\"\u003eHappy Birthday You Cunt collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9107167493,"sku":"HBYCKEY","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Happy_Birthday_You_Cunt_-_Key_Ring_in_Packaging_gb.png?v=1543402027"},{"product_id":"old-cunt-key-ring","title":"\"Old Cunt\" - Keyring","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Funniest Gift for Any Old Cunt You Know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs your Dad a bit of a cunt? Or maybe it’s your Nan? If they are, and you need a present for them, this keyring is a cost-effective solution from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-keyrings\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Keyrings\"\u003eCunt Keyrings\u003c\/a\u003e collection—straight-talking, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll part of our popular “Old Cunt” collection, this design is also available on a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-mug\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-magnet\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-badge-1\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-old-cunt-birthday-card\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e—ideal for building a complete, hilarious gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? Check out the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/old-cunt\" title='\"Old Cunt\" - The Gift Collection'\u003eOld Cunt coll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/old-cunt\" title=\"Old Cunt - The Gift Collection\"\u003ee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/old-cunt\" title='\"Old Cunt\" - The Gift Collection'\u003ection\u003c\/a\u003e to see every rude product in this range.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9108326149,"sku":"OLDCKEY","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Old_Cunt_-_Key_Ring_in_Packaging_cc3a5a73-517b-43c4-83aa-fd2b822e5e6a.png?v=1543414414"},{"product_id":"old-cunt-magnet","title":"\"Old Cunt\" - Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003e“Happy Birthday You Old Cunt” — the magnet edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s for Mum, Dad, Nan, or that uncle who always farts at the dinner table, this fridge magnet is the perfect daily reminder that they’re a cherished old cunt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for more fridge-mounted insults? \u003ca title=\"Cunt Magnets Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-magnets\"\u003eBrowse our full magnet collection here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasures 75mm x 50mm\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eGift mounted \u0026amp; cellophane wrapped\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis magnet arrives gift-ready — card-mounted, wrapped, and ready to wind someone up (in the best possible way).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Old Cunt” design is also available on a \u003ca title=\"Happy Birthday You Old Cunt - Card\" href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-old-cunt-birthday-card\"\u003ebirthday card\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Old Cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Old Cunt - Keyring\" href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Old Cunt - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-badge-1\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can also \u003ca title=\"View the full Old Cunt collection\" href=\"\/collections\/old-cunt\"\u003eview the full “Old Cunt” collection here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9108362373,"sku":"OLDCMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Old_Cunt_-_Magnet_in_Packaging_44981160-be2a-46d4-b7bd-a35247eb257e.png?v=1543591752"},{"product_id":"i-am-a-cunt-badge","title":"\"I am a cunt\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Boldest Badge in the Box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know a cunt, there’s no better way to say you know them well than with this brutally honest badge. Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\"\u003eCunt Badges\u003c\/a\u003e collection, it’s made for those who take pride in being the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ll receive your badge mounted on a card and cellophane wrapped, ready to gift to the cunt in your life. No sugar-coating, just straight-up laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove the design? You can build a full rude gift bundle with a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-mug\" title=\"I am a cunt - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-key-ring\" title=\"I am a cunt - Key Ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-magnet\" title=\"I am a cunt - Magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-apron\" title=\"I am a cunt - Apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, and even a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-teddy-bear\" title=\"I am a cunt - Teddy Bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? Check out the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/i-am-a-cunt\" title=\"I Am a Cunt - Gift Collection\"\u003eI Am a Cunt collection\u003c\/a\u003e for the complete lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":11473055941,"sku":"IAMABDG","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_am_a_cunt_-_Badge_in_packaging_f26c168e-a219-42d6-aa57-a32dbd52e780.png?v=1543481953"},{"product_id":"old-cunt-badge-1","title":"\"Old Cunt\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOld but Gold (and Definitely a Cunt)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo you need a gift for someone a bit long in the tooth—and a bit of a cunt? This rude badge is spot-on for dads, nans, uncles or anyone who's proudly past their prime. A top pick from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\"\u003ebadge collection\u003c\/a\u003e, this one’s made to get a proper laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Old Cunt” design is also available on a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/happy-birthday-you-old-cunt-birthday-card\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-mug\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-magnet\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/old-cunt-key-ring\" title=\"Happy Birthday you old cunt - Keyring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e. Ideal for building a full-on birthday gift set for that glorious old git in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":11474396037,"sku":"OLDCBDG","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Old_Cunt_-_Pin_Badge_in_Packaging_00301d30-b60a-485f-9e07-a089773631db.png?v=1543485608"},{"product_id":"even-though-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday, even though you're a cunt\" - Birthday Card","description":"\u003c!-- H2Options --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThey’re a cunt, but it’s still their birthday\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Top paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf (like most people) you know a cunt and need to get them a birthday card, this one’s a no-brainer. With its straight-to-the-point message, it’s bound to get a big laugh when they open it. No matter the moment, if it calls for a cunt, we’ve got the card. Discover the full range in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\" title=\"Browse the full Cunt Card Store\"\u003eCunt Card Store\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bullet list --\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them \u003ca title=\"Add a custom message and send direct\" href=\"\/pages\/sending-directly-to-the-recipient-guide\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional badge available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bottom paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to build a proper birthday gift set? Match this card with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/even-though-youre-a-cunt-mug\" title=\"Even Though You're A Cunt - Mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e from the same design and give them the full treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out the full \u003ca title=\"Cunt Birthday Card Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-birthday-cards\"\u003eCunt Birthday Cards Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for dozens more ways to wish them a happy birthday – while still calling them a cunt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Birthday Card","offer_id":11495706053,"sku":"EVENCRD","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Birthday Card \u0026 Badge","offer_id":16695165573,"sku":"EVENCAB","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/happy-birthday-even-though-you_re-a-cunt-birthday-card-with-badge.jpg?v=1748608958"},{"product_id":"i-am-a-cunt-mug","title":"\"I am a cunt\" -  Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBlunt, bold and brilliant—this mug tells it like it is\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone proudly owns their status as a total cunt, this mug makes the perfect gift. Whether it's a bit of self-deprecating humour or a blunt message from you to them, the “I am a cunt” mug doesn’t beat around the bush. It’s funny, direct, and guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ll find this and plenty more at the \u003ca title=\"Cunt Mug Superstore\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-mug\"\u003eCunt Mug Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e – home to the largest range of cunt mugs in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/strong\u003e – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDid you know?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eYou can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is also available across a full range of rude and ridiculous gift items in the \u003ca title=\"I am a Cunt Gift Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/i-am-a-cunt\"\u003eI Am A Cunt Collection\u003c\/a\u003e, including a \u003ca title=\"I am a cunt - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-teddy-bear\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I am a cunt - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-cunt-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I am a cunt - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I am a cunt - Key Ring\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I am a Cunt - Bottle Opener\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-bottle-opener\"\u003ebottle opener\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I am a Cunt - Birthday Card\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-birthday-card-keyring-combo\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"I am a cunt - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"I am a cunt - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-cunt-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Just a mug on its own","offer_id":16274414213,"sku":"IAMAMUG","price":9.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mug with matching coaster (+3.95)","offer_id":19819357061,"sku":"IAMAMUGCOAST","price":13.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/I_am_a_cunt_-_Mug_0955425c-972c-463c-a439-9de84ec49bd6.jpg?v=1559745590"},{"product_id":"another-year-older-birthday-card","title":"\"Another year older and you're still a cunt\" - Birthday Card","description":"\u003c!-- H2Options --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStill a cunt after all these years? Let them know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Top Paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKnow someone who's getting older but not wiser? This cheeky birthday card says it all: \"Another year older – and you're still a cunt.\" Perfect for friends, frenemies, or family members who can take a joke and give one back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo matter the moment, if it calls for a cunt, we’ve got the card. Discover the full range in the \u003ca title=\"Browse the full Cunt Card Store\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\"\u003eCunt Card Store\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bullet List --\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/send-direct\" title=\"Add a custom message and send direct\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bottom Paragraph --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you love this design, you can build a rude birthday bundle with the matching \u003ca title=\"Another year older and you're still a cunt - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/another-year-older-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e. Or check out the full \u003ca title=\"Browse the cunt birthday card collection\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-birthday-cards\"\u003eCunt Birthday Card Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for even more cards that don’t pull punches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Meta Description --\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":16349937413,"sku":"ANOTCRD","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/another-year-older-and-you_re-still-a-cunt-birthday-card.jpg?v=1748608419"},{"product_id":"classy-lady-badge","title":"\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt\" - Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRefined, Stylish... and Totally Unfiltered\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full design reads: “I’m a Beautiful, Intelligent and Classy Lady… who just happens to say Cunt a lot.” If you know someone who fits the bill, this badge from our \u003ca title=\"Browse all Cunt Badges\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-badges\"\u003eCunt Badges\u003c\/a\u003e collection is a guaranteed laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal badge measuring 44mm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis makes a brilliant gift for that glamorous mate who somehow makes the word “cunt” sound elegant. Comes gift-ready and dressed to impress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to build a bundle? Match it with a \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Key Ring\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, and even a \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more? Explore the full \u003ca title=\"Shop the Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot collection\" href=\"\/collections\/classy-lady-who-says-cunt-a-lot\"\u003eClassy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot collection\u003c\/a\u003e for the full range of gifts and cards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":16366715141,"sku":"CLASBDG","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Classy_Cunt-_Badge_in_Packaging_2801f4d1-bfd9-46de-b444-89a3ae0640e0.png?v=1543482382"},{"product_id":"classy-lady-mug","title":"\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt\" -  Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBecause being classy doesn’t mean holding back\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome ladies sip tea. Others sip tea from a mug that says exactly what they are: beautiful, intelligent, classy... and not afraid of the C-word. This bold ceramic mug is perfect for the friend who keeps it real (and keeps it loud).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind more sweary gems in our \u003ca title=\"Cunt Mug Superstore\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-mug\"\u003eCunt Mug Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e – the largest and cheekiest collection of cunt mugs on the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/strong\u003e – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDid you know?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eYou can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Greeting Card\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-greetings-card\"\u003egreeting card\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Key Ring\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-key-ring\"\u003ekeyring\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Badge\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Mirror\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-badge-compact-mirror\"\u003emirror\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt A Lot - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Just a mug on its own","offer_id":40070669238371,"sku":"CLASMUG","price":9.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mug with matching coaster (+3.95)","offer_id":40070669271139,"sku":"CLASMUGCOAST","price":13.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/Classy_Lady_Who_Says_Cunt_-_Mug.jpg?v=1561626019"},{"product_id":"classy-lady-key-ring","title":"\"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt\" - Key Ring","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe perfect gift for that classy lady who still loves saying “cunt”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full quote says it all: “I’m a Beautiful, Intelligent and Classy Lady… who just happens to say Cunt a lot.” If someone instantly came to mind — this is for them. 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Take a peek at our \u003ca title=\"Browse all Cunt Keyrings\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-keyrings\"\u003eCunt Keyrings collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can also grab the same design on loads of other gifts including a \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady = Badge\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-badge\"\u003ebadge\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady - Greeting Card\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-greetings-card\"\u003ecard\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady - Mirror\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-badge-compact-mirror\"\u003emirror\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady - Mouse Mat\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-mouse-mat\"\u003emouse mat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady - Apron\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-apron\"\u003eapron\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"Classy Lady - Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/classy-lady-magnet\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e. 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