{"title":"Thank You Cunt Cards \u0026 Gifts","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Thank You Cards \u0026amp; Gifts For Your Favourite Cunt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNeed a funny way to say thank you? Our Thank You Cunt Cards \u0026amp; Gifts collection is packed with cheeky cards and gifts for the special cunt who deserves a bit of appreciation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom thank you cards and mugs to coasters, teddy bears and more, you'll find plenty of rude, funny and memorable ways to show your gratitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're mainly looking for greeting cards, don't forget to browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-cards\" title=\"Cunt Card Superstore\"\u003eCunt Card Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e, home to one of the UK's biggest selections of funny cunt cards.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cheers-cunt-half-pint-tankard-glass-orange","title":"\"Cheers Cunt\" - Half Pint Tankard Glass - Orange","description":"\u003c!-- H2 OPTIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA rude but funny way to toast your favourite legend\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- TOP PARAGRAPH --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want to say thank you to someone—or just need a cheeky birthday or Christmas gift—this bright orange “Cheers Cunt” half pint tankard glass is ideal. It holds 312ml, giving you the perfect pour for beer, cider or anything that needs a frothy top. Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-glasses\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Glasses\"\u003eCunt Glasses\u003c\/a\u003e range, and guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- BULLET LIST --\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e11oz glass\u003c\/strong\u003e – microwave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelivered in a smash-proof gift box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- BOTTOM PARAGRAPH --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant another colour? You can also grab this design in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cheers-cunt-half-pint-tankard-glass-pink\" title=\"Cheers Cunt Half Pint Glass in Pink\"\u003epink\u003c\/a\u003e to match your vibe or build out a set. Great for gifting—or drinking alone with style.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32928260030563,"sku":"CHEOGLA","price":12.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/CheersCunt-Glass-Orange.jpg?v=1597236755"},{"product_id":"cheers-cunt-half-pint-tankard-glass-pink","title":"\"Cheers Cunt\" - Half Pint Tankard Glass - Pink","description":"\u003c!-- H2 OPTIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA cute and cheeky glass for saying thanks in your own way\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- TOP PARAGRAPH --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want to say thank you to someone—or just need a cheeky birthday or Christmas gift—this pink “Cheers Cunt” half pint tankard glass is ideal. It holds 312ml, making it perfect for a cold half pint with room for the frothy stuff. Part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-glasses\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Glasses\"\u003eCunt Glasses\u003c\/a\u003e collection and guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- BULLET LIST --\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e11oz glass\u003c\/strong\u003e – microwave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelivered in a smash-proof gift box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- BOTTOM PARAGRAPH --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer a warmer tone? You can also grab this design in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cheers-cunt-half-pint-tankard-glass-orange\" title=\"Cheers Cunt Half Pint Glass in Orange\"\u003eorange\u003c\/a\u003e to match your vibe or build a colourful set. Makes a brilliant gift—or an even better insult disguised as one.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32928308527203,"sku":"CHEPGLA","price":12.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/CheersCunt-Glass-Pink.jpg?v=1597237452"},{"product_id":"cheers-cunt-bottle-opener-orange","title":"\"Cheers Cunt\" Bottle Opener - Orange","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor the mate who always gets the first round in (and reminds you)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tough orange bar blade does exactly what it says on the tin: opens bottles while shouting “Cheers Cunt” in style. It’s the perfect addition to your home bar setup or a cracking gift for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking to make it a set? You can also grab the matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cheers-cunt-half-pint-tankard-glass-orange\" title=\"Cheers Cunt Half Pint Tankard Beer Glass\"\u003eCheers Cunt half-pint tankard glass\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe stock the largest range of cunt \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-bottle-openers\" title=\"Cunt Bottle Opener Collection\"\u003ebottle openers\u003c\/a\u003e on the internet — dive in and find the right one for your favourite cunt!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\" title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\" title=\"View delivery information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"Cheers Cunt Half Pint Tankard Beer Glass\" href=\"\/products\/cheers-cunt-half-pint-tankard-glass-orange\"\u003eglass tankard\u003c\/a\u003e if you want to complete the set.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39584338673763,"sku":"CHEOBOT","price":8.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/CheersCunt-BottleOpenerinPackaging-Orange.jpg?v=1632838960"},{"product_id":"cheers-cunt-bottle-opener-pink","title":"\"Cheers Cunt\" Bottle Opener - Pink","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRaise a pink toast with this cheeky “Cheers Cunt” bottle opener\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold bar blade is cheeky, pink, and perfect for cracking open a cold one with a smile. Featuring the classic “Cheers Cunt” design, it’s ideal for mates, birthdays, hen dos, or anyone who drinks with a bit of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to complete the set? Pair it with the matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cheers-cunt-half-pint-tankard-glass-pink\" title=\"Cheers Cunt Half Pint Tankard Beer Glass\"\u003eCheers Cunt half-pint tankard glass\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe stock the biggest range of cunt \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-bottle-openers\" title=\"Cunt Bottle Openers\"\u003ebottle openers\u003c\/a\u003e on the internet – explore the lot and find your perfect match.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39584344277091,"sku":"CHEPBOT","price":8.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/products\/CheersCunt-BottleOpenerinPackaging-Pink.jpg?v=1632839423"},{"product_id":"in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-teddy-bear-1","title":"\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite\" - Teddy Bear","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA funny teddy bear for the cunt you love most in the world\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want to let someone know they’re your favourite person on Earth — even if they're a bit of a cunt — this cheeky Cunt Teddy Bear says it all. 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The full design reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s printed on both sides and makes a brilliant gift for your favourite person — especially if they love a bit of blunt humour with their tea or coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore the full range at our \u003ca title=\"Cunt Mug Superstore\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-mug\"\u003eCunt Mug Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e — the biggest selection of cunt mugs on the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/strong\u003e – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDid you know?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eYou can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Drink Coaster\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-drink-coaster\"\u003ecoaster\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Fridge Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-magnet-1\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-teddy-bear-1\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Water Bottle\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-water-bottle\"\u003ewater bottle\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Birthday Card\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-birthday-card\"\u003ebirthday card\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Valentine's Card\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-valentines-day-card\"\u003eValentine's card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Just a mug on its own","offer_id":47874087846167,"sku":"WORLDMUG","price":9.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mug with matching coaster (+3.95)","offer_id":47874087878935,"sku":"WORLDMUGCOAST","price":13.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/Inaworldfullofcuntsyou_remyfavourite-Mug.jpg?v=1706796865"},{"product_id":"in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-water-bottle","title":"\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite\" - Water Bottle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor Your Favourite Cunt in the Whole Wide World\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive a friend, family member or loved one this water bottle, and they’ll remember what you think of them every time they get thirsty. Featuring the \u003cem\u003e\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite\"\u003c\/em\u003e design, this cheeky essential is part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/water-bottles\" title=\"Browse all Cunt Water Bottles\"\u003eCunt Water Bottles\u003c\/a\u003e collection—rude gifts with a surprising amount of heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupplied in a card box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a handy clip-on carabiner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to go all in? 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It’s cheeky, it’s heartfelt, and it says exactly what you mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of our much-loved \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite\"\u003e“You’re My Favourite Cunt” collection\u003c\/a\u003e, this design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Mug\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Coaster\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-drink-coaster\"\u003ecoaster\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-teddy-bear-1\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Water Bottle\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-water-bottle\"\u003ewater bottle\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Birthday Card\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-birthday-card\"\u003ebirthday card\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Valentine's Card\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-valentines-day-card\"\u003eValentine’s card\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully packaged in cellophane and card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 75mm x 50mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re after more top-tier insults disguised as affection, check out the full \u003ca title=\"Fridge Magnets Collection\" href=\"\/collections\/fridge-magnets\"\u003efridge magnet collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47874382561559,"sku":"WORLDMAG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/InaWorldFullofCuntsYou_reMyFavourite-FridgeMagnetinPackaging.jpg?v=1706799865"},{"product_id":"in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-card","title":"\"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite\" - Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGive them a compliment they’ll actually remember\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed a general-purpose card that’s funny, affectionate, and just a little bit sweary? This one’s perfect. The full message reads: “In a world full of cunts, you’re my favourite!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s bold, it’s versatile, and it works for mates, partners, family – anyone who deserves a proper laugh and a backhanded compliment they’ll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop this and hundreds more brilliant designs in our \u003ca title=\"Browse our full range of rude and funny cards\" href=\"\/collections\/cunt-card-store\"\u003eCunt Card Superstore\u003c\/a\u003e – the biggest online collection of cunt cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca title=\"View our 3 for 2 offer details\" href=\"\/pages\/deals-exclusive-offers\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewith express options available\u003c\/em\u003e \u003ca title=\"View delivery information\" href=\"\/pages\/delivery-information\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched within one working day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them \u003ca title=\"Add a custom message and send direct\" href=\"\/pages\/sending-directly-to-the-recipient-guide\"\u003e(info)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “In a World Full of Cunts” design is also available as a \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts – Teddy Bear\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-teddy-bear-1\"\u003eteddy bear\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts – Mug\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-mug\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts – Coaster\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-drink-coaster\"\u003ecoaster\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts – Magnet\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-magnet-1\"\u003emagnet\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts – Water Bottle\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-water-bottle\"\u003ewater bottle\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts – Birthday Card\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-birthday-card\"\u003ebirthday card\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca title=\"In a World Full of Cunts – Valentine's Card\" href=\"\/products\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite-valentines-day-card\"\u003eValentine's card\u003c\/a\u003e. You can also \u003ca title=\"View the full 'In a World Full of Cunts' collection\" href=\"\/collections\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-youre-my-favourite\"\u003eview the full collection here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cunt Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48443329872151,"sku":"WORLDCRD","price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/0050\/files\/in-a-world-full-of-cunts-you_re-my-favourite-greeting-card.jpg?v=1748681870"},{"product_id":"thank-you-from-one-cunt-to-another-mug","title":"\"Thank You From One Cunt To Another\" - Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBecause “cheers mate” just isn’t enough sometimes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people deserve flowers. Some people deserve a heartfelt card. And some people deserve a mug that says \u003cstrong\u003eThank You From One Cunt To Another\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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Sometimes someone deserves a useful little gift that says \u003cstrong\u003eThank You From One Cunt To Another\u003c\/strong\u003e every time they put a drink down.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis funny drink coaster is perfect for mates, partners, work friends, neighbours, family members, or any other helpful cunt who deserves a cheeky thank you with a bit of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIX AND MATCH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e - BUY ANY 4 COASTERS FOR JUST £12.80 WITH \u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE UK DELIVERY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. It's super easy, just add any 4 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cunt-drink-coasters\" title=\"Cunt Drink Coasters\"\u003edrink coasters\u003c\/a\u003e to your basket and the discount will automatically be applied at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDRINKS COASTER DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eSize: 9cm x 9cm\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMaterial: Wood (MDF\/Cork Backed)\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAll coasters are supplied cellophane wrapped so are ready to gift.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePlastic top coating to make them durable and easy to wipe down\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eWant to turn it into a proper thank-you gift set? 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