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      <image:caption>Old Cunt - Pin Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:caption>Funny birthday card and badge set that says &quot;Happy Birthday Even Though You&apos;re a Cunt&quot; – cheeky and rude from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky greetings card that says &quot;Putting the U in Cunt&quot; – hilariously rude and playful, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/another-year-older-and-you_re-still-a-cunt-birthday-card.jpg?v=1748608419</image:loc>
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      <image:caption>Rude birthday card that says &quot;Another Year Older And You&apos;re Still a Cunt&quot; – funny and brutally honest from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>&quot;Classy Lady Who Says Cunt&quot; - Badge</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/classy-lady-mug</loc>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:caption>Classy Lady Who Says Cunt - Mug</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/classy-lady-who-says-cunt-key-ring-in-packaging.jpg?v=1762260683</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Classy Lady Who Says Cunt&quot; - Key Ring</image:title>
      <image:caption>Classy Lady Who Says Cunt - Key Ring in Packaging</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/even-jesus-easter-card</loc>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/even-jesus-thinks-you_re-a-cunt-easter-card.jpg?v=1748703654</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Even Jesus&quot; - Easter Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rude and hilarious Easter card that says &quot;Even Jesus Thinks You&apos;re a Cunt&quot; – blasphemously brilliant for someone who loves dark humour, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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      <image:caption>Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/products/Wow_cunt_-_Mug.jpg?v=1562189834</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Wow Cunt!&quot; -  Mug</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wow cunt! - Mug</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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      <image:title>&quot;Little Dog Cunt&quot; - Mug</image:title>
      <image:caption>Little Dog Cunt - Mug</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Breakfast Cunt&quot; - Mug</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/products/Another_Year_Older_and_You_re_Still_a_Cunt_-_Mug.jpg?v=1561627985</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Another Year Older and Your Still a Cunt&quot; - Mug</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another Year Older and You&apos;re Still a Cunt - Mug  </image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky &quot;Classy Lady Who Says Cunt a Lot&quot; card and badge set for a hilariously rude tribute to your favourite sweary queen — from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:caption>Wow you Cunt - Magnet in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nosey Cunt - Magnet in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am a cunt - Magnet in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nosey Cunt - Key Ring in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Monday Mornings and Cunts - Key Ring in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Little Dog Cunt - Key Ring in Packaging</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:caption>Breakfast Cunt - Key Ring in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am a Cunt - Key Ring in packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow! you can read cunt - Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nosey Cunt - Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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  </url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/products/Monday_Mornings_and_Cunts_-_Badge_in_Packaging_c5294fc0-cc79-4509-9651-e6c54a74669b.png?v=1543486768</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Monday Mornings and Cunts&quot; - Badge</image:title>
      <image:caption>Monday Mornings and Cunts - Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/little-dog-cunt-badge</loc>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>&quot;Little Dog Cunt&quot; - Badge</image:title>
      <image:caption>Little Dog Cunt - Pin Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/breakfast-cunt-pin-badge-in-packaging.jpg?v=1761572769</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Breakfast Cunt&quot; - Badge</image:title>
      <image:caption>Breakfast Cunt Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/you_re-a-cunt-but-you_re-my-scrummy-love-muffin-valentine_s-card.jpg?v=1748681566</image:loc>
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      <image:caption>Funny Valentine&apos;s card that says &quot;You&apos;re a cunt but you&apos;re my scrummy love muffin&quot; – cheeky and romantic, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>&quot;Infinitely a cunt&quot; - Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Funny card and badge set with the message &quot;I love you infinitely, cunt&quot; — cheeky and rude romantic gift from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/roses-are-red-greetings-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-06-04T12:54:08+01:00</lastmod>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-you-are-a-cunt-card.jpg?v=1748681407</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Roses Are Red&quot; - Greetings Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rude &quot;Roses are red, violets are blue, you are a cunt&quot; card with a sweary twist on the classic poem, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:caption>Hilarious Valentine’s card that says &quot;Wow Look at You Read Cunt&quot; – cheeky, sweary, and perfect for your filthy valentine, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky &quot;I Don&apos;t Like Monday Mornings and Cunts&quot; card for a hilariously blunt start to the week — from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny greetings card that says &quot;Types of Cat: They Are All Cunts&quot; – purrfectly rude and spot-on for cat lovers, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/cats-are-cunts-keyring</loc>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Badge showing all types of cat are cunts - In packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/cats-are-cunts-mug</loc>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Even your dog&quot; - Greetings Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rude greetings card and badge set that says &quot;Even your dog thinks you&apos;re a cunt&quot; – hilariously sweary and spot-on, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/even-your-dog-mug</loc>
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      <image:caption>Even Your Dog Thinks You&apos;re a Cunt - Mug</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Even Your Dog Thinks You&apos;re a Cunt - Teddy</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Even Your Dog Thinks You&apos;re a Cunt - Magnet in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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  </url>
  <url>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky greetings card that says &quot;Cat Tail Speak: Cunt Translations&quot; – hilarious and rude take on feline behaviour, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Funny card that says &quot;At least the dog still loves me&quot; with a rude twist – perfect for pet lovers having a rough one, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>At Least the Dog Still Love me Cunt - Key Ring in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/at-least-the-dog-still-loves-me-magnet</loc>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/at-least-the-dog-still-loves-me-badge</loc>
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      <image:caption>At Least the Dog Cunt - Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Cats are Cunts - Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:title>&quot;Cats are Cunts&quot; - Keyring</image:title>
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      <image:title>&quot;Cats are Cunts&quot; - Magnet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cats are Cunts - Magnet in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Cats are Cunts&quot; - Teddy Bear</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cats are Cunts - Teddy Bear</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny wedding or engagement card that says &quot;Two Cunts Together Forever&quot; – a sweary celebration of true love, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/i-hope-your-mother-in-law-isnt-a-cunt-wedding-engagement-card</loc>
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      <image:title>&quot;I hope your mother-in-law isn&apos;t a cunt&quot; - Engagement Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cheeky wedding or engagement card that says &quot;I Hope Your Mother-in-Law Isn’t a Cunt&quot; – fingers crossed for family harmony, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Congratulations Cunt Bags!&quot; - Engagement/Wedding Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rude and hilarious wedding or engagement card that says &quot;Congratulations Cunt Bags&quot; – for couples who can take a joke, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/the-pink-unt-mug</loc>
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    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/dont-feel-special-christmas-card</loc>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky Christmas card with the line &quot;Don&apos;t feel special, I&apos;ve got a whole pack of these, you cunt&quot; — hilarious festive banter from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/christmas-to-do-list-buy-that-cunt-a-card.jpg?v=1748626434</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;Christmas to do list&quot; - Christmas Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cheeky &quot;Christmas To-Do List: Buy That Cunt a Card&quot; design for a hilariously rude festive reminder — from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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    <lastmod>2026-06-04T12:54:08+01:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>&quot;Moody Cunt&quot; - Christmas Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Funny &quot;Stop Being a Moody Cunt&quot; Christmas card for a cheeky, no-nonsense festive greeting — from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://cuntgifts.com/products/rude-olph-christmas-card</loc>
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      <image:title>&quot;Congrats on Retirement. You Old Cunt&quot; - Mug</image:title>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Dad, You&apos;re A Cunt But I Love You&quot; - Father&apos;s Day Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rude Father’s Day card that says &quot;Dad, you&apos;re a cunt but I love you&quot; – hilariously honest and funny, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Happy Fathers Day You Are The Fucking Best&quot; - Fathers Day Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sweary Father’s Day card that says &quot;Happy Father’s Day You Are The Fucking Best&quot; – bold, funny, and full of love, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Happy Fathers Day You Fat Cunt&quot; - Fathers Day Card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rude Father’s Day card that says &quot;Happy Father’s Day You Fat Cunt&quot; – brutally funny and cheeky, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:caption>Sweary Father’s Day card that says &quot;Happy Fucking Father’s Day You Cunt&quot; – hilariously rude and no-nonsense, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky Father’s Day card and badge set that says &quot;Happy Father’s Day You Old Cunt&quot; – hilariously rude and perfect for ageing legends, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/products/I_Work_With_Cunts_Mug.jpg?v=1561895266</image:loc>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/products/My_boss_is_a_cunt_Mug.jpg?v=1561896872</image:loc>
      <image:title>&quot;My Boss is Cunt&quot; - Mug</image:title>
      <image:caption>My Boss is a Cunt Mug</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky leaving card that says &quot;Hopefully Your New Boss Is a Cunt&quot; – the perfect rude send-off for someone starting a new job, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Funny leaving card that says &quot;Hopefully Your New Boss Isn’t a Cunt&quot; – a cheeky farewell with fingers firmly crossed, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rude and funny leaving card that says &quot;Hopefully Your New Colleagues Are Cunts&quot; – the perfect piss-take for a work farewell, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/files/hopefully-your-new-colleagues-aren_t-cunts-leaving-card.jpg?v=1748701654</image:loc>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky leaving card that says &quot;Hopefully Your New Colleagues Aren’t Cunts&quot; – a hilarious way to wish them luck, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:caption>Flower Cunt - Keyring in packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Flower Cunt Fridge Magnet in Packaging</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:caption>Flower Cunt Pin Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Top Cunt Keyring in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny birthday card and keyring combo with &quot;Top Cunt&quot; keyring – hilarious and bold from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:title>&quot;Top Cunt&quot; - Christmas Card &amp; Keyring Combo</image:title>
      <image:caption>Funny Christmas card and keyring combo with &quot;Top Cunt&quot; keyring – bold and festive from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;I work with Cunts&quot; - Keyring</image:title>
      <image:caption>I work with cunts - Key Ring in packaging</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-06-04T12:54:08+01:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1012/0050/products/Supercunt_-_Key_Ring_in_Packaging_2cece862-c665-4f63-8db4-3ebb6d4c91a3.png?v=1543402825</image:loc>
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      <image:caption>Supercunt - Key Ring in Packaging</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Supercunt&quot; - Christmas Card &amp; Keyring Combo</image:title>
      <image:caption>Funny Christmas card and keyring combo with &quot;Supercunt&quot; keyring – cheeky and hilarious from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>&quot;Supercunt&quot; - Birthday Card &amp; Keyring Combo</image:title>
      <image:caption>Funny birthday card and keyring combo with &quot;Supercunt&quot; keyring – sweary and funny from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:caption>Supercunt Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Top Cunt Badge in Packaging</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rude and funny &quot;Happy Christmas You Fat Cunt&quot; card for a no-filter festive laugh — from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:caption>Funny birthday card and keyring combo with &quot;Jesus Thinks You&apos;re a Cunt&quot; keyring – outrageous and funny from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Christmas card and keyring combo with &quot;Jesus Thinks You&apos;re a Cunt&quot; keyring – outrageous and hilarious from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sweary Valentine&apos;s card that says &quot;You&apos;re a cunt and I proper love you&quot; – hilarious and heartfelt, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Father’s Day card that says &quot;Happy Father’s Day – Sorry I Was a Teenage Cunt&quot; – cheeky, honest, and hilariously relatable, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky Father’s Day card that says &quot;Most stepdads are cunts, you’re alright&quot; – funny, rude, and oddly heartwarming, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny get well or return-to-work card with the message &quot;Get back to work soon, you lazy cunt&quot; — cheeky and sweary humour from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rude get well card with the phrase &quot;Get well soon ya cunt&quot; — sweary and hilarious pick-me-up from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Personalised birthday card that says &quot;You’ve just gone from cunt to old cunt&quot; – rude, funny, and brutally honest, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Personalised birthday card that says &quot;Wow, you are [ANY YEAR] and still a cunt&quot; – funny, rude, and brutally honest, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Personalised birthday card that says &quot;[ANY YEAR] of being a cunt&quot; – cheeky, rude, and perfect for celebrating their full cuntiness, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Personalised Valentine&apos;s card that says &quot;I love you as infinitely as you&apos;re a cunt&quot; – funny, rude, and oddly romantic, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rude Mother’s Day card that says &quot;Mum, you’re a cunt but I love you&quot; – hilariously honest and cheeky, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Mother’s Day card that says &quot;It’s because of you I swear so fucking much&quot; – cheeky, sweary, and full of love, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky Mother’s Day card that says &quot;Most stepmums are cunts, but you’re alright&quot; – rude, funny, and oddly sweet, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Valentine&apos;s card that says &quot;Happy Valentine&apos;s Day From One Cunt to Another&quot; – perfect for your sweary soulmate, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny &quot;Don&apos;t Eat All the Mince Pies You Fat Cunt&quot; Christmas card for a brutally cheeky festive jab — from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Personalised &quot;I Remembered You&apos;re a Cunt&quot; Christmas card, customisable with any name for a rude festive laugh — from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rude Father’s Day card that says &quot;I Was a Cunt, You’re the Best&quot; – hilariously honest and heartfelt, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny sorry card that says &quot;I Was a Cunt, You’re the Best&quot; – cheeky, sweary, and sincerely apologetic, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Mother&apos;s Day-style card that says &quot;Dad is a cunt, Happy Father’s Day Mum&quot; – cheeky and brutally honest, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rude Father’s Day card that says &quot;It’s your fault I’m a fat cunt&quot; – hilariously blunt and cheeky, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Father’s Day card that says &quot;Some say cunt, I say Dad&quot; – cheeky, rude, and perfect for your old man, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Putting the you in Cunt - Drinks Coaster Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:title>&quot;Roses Are Red&quot; - Drink Coaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roses are red you are a cunt - Coaster Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:title>&quot;Scrummy Little Love Muffin&quot; - Drink Coaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Scrummy Cunt - Drinks Coaster Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:title>&quot;Silly Cunt&quot; - Drink Coaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Silly Cunt - Drinks Coaster Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Boss Cunt Coaster Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The condensed guide to buddhism - Don&apos;t be a cunt - Drinks Coaster Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Cunt - Drinks Coaster Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Top Cunt Drink Coaster - Both Sides</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Mother’s Day card that says &quot;In a world full of cunts, you’re my favourite&quot; – cheeky, rude, and full of love, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cheeky Father’s Day card that says &quot;You’re My Favourite Cunt in the World&quot; – funny, rude, and full of love, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Funny Father’s Day card that says &quot;I remembered you’re a cunt, Dad&quot; – cheeky, rude, and totally unforgettable, from Cunt Gifts</image:caption>
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