Send them off with laughs, not tears
If someone you work with is leaving for a new job and you're after a card that strikes the right balance of cheeky and well-wishing, this one nails it. It reads:
"Good luck in your new job, hopefully your colleagues aren't cunts"
If you’re secretly hoping their new workplace is full of wankers, we’ve got a harsher version too.
You’ll find even more blunt-but-brilliant good luck cards in our Cunt Card Superstore – the internet’s largest collection of cunt-themed cards.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Want more options? Explore our full range of cunt leaving cards for every type of work exit — whether you’ll miss them or not.