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We need James Dyson to fix dustpans!

Posted by Jake Greene on

Why why why don't dustpans work properly!? They always give up at 99%...  Little Pete came up with the idea of emailing James Dyson to figure it out after getting wound up trying to clear up some debris on the factory floor...      

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Why Dave isn't lazy...

Posted by Jake Greene on

So we caught Dave asleep at his desk in the office today...  Little Pete called him out for being lazy, and Dave's response deserved a blog post... So here you go... I love taking naps (because it's exhausting being a cunt)    

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If the world was more honest?

Posted by Jake Greene on

Today in the office we are thinking about honesty...   ...Dave on the packing team watched the film Liar, Liar last night. I don't remember seeing it on any Freeview channels (he doesn't have Sky), so with Dave being Dave, he probably downloaded it illegally. Either way, it sparked a conversation in the office about the truth...  The question is, would we rather we live in a more honest world, and be raised reading books like this...  

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Dealing with cunts...

Posted by Jake Greene on

Just the way it goes sometimes... "When you try your hardest not to be a cunt, but everyone you deal with is a cunt, so you have to be an even bigger cunt just to outcunt all the other cunts..."

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The Cunt Bus in London

Posted by Jake Greene on

 Two buses, one purpose, to let the people of London remember if they need a gift for a cunt, or a gift for someone who loves to say the word cunt, that we have it covered here at CuntGifts.com     

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