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Cunt Gifts News


  • C is for Christmas and also for cunt - Card and Mug - New Design

    New Christmas Design - It's an absolute classic!

    Our new Christmas design is an absolute classic! C is for Christmas... and also for cunt is our brand the design that everyone is raving about. It's simple, true, and...

    Kate Ryder |

  • Don't Eat All The Mince Pies You Fat Cunt - Christmas Apron

    Who ate all the pies? NEW CHRISTMAS DESIGN

    If you have trouble with guests eating all the mince pies and not having room for their Christmas dinner, this "Don't Eat All The Mince Pies You Fat Cunt" kitchen...

    Jake Greene |

  • C UNT Mug - In 6 colours!

    Our UNT mugs are available in 6 colours!

    What is an UNT mug? An UNT mug is a white mug with a coloured handle, and says "UNT" on the side. Put it together and it says C UNT!...

    Jake Greene |

  • New Breakup Divorce Card - Thank fuck you got rid of that cunt

    NEW RANGE: Breakup & Divorce cards for cunts

    Our Breakup and Divorce Collection for Cunts is Now Live! We’re excited to introduce our brand-new range of breakup and divorce cards and gifts! Whether it’s a cheeky jab or...

    Jake Greene |

  • Dustpans are cunts!

    We need James Dyson to fix dustpans!

    Why why why don't dustpans work properly!? They always give up at 99%...  Little Pete came up with the idea of emailing James Dyson to figure it out after getting...

    Jake Greene |

  • I love taking naps (because it's exhausting being a cunt)

    Why Dave isn't lazy...

    So we caught Dave asleep at his desk in the office today...  Little Pete called him out for being lazy, and Dave's response deserved a blog post... So here you go......

    Jake Greene |

  • Most People Are Cunts

    If the world was more honest?

    Today in the office we are thinking about honesty...   ...Dave on the packing team watched the film Liar, Liar last night. I don't remember seeing it on any Freeview channels...

    Jake Greene |

  • Outcunt the Cunts

    Dealing with cunts...

    Just the way it goes sometimes... "When you try your hardest not to be a cunt, but everyone you deal with is a cunt, so you have to be an...

    Jake Greene |