Easy! Just enter their name and address in the delivery section at checkout, and your own details in the billing section.

If you pop your email address in, we’ll send you the dispatch confirmation and any tracking info (if you’ve upgraded delivery). They’ll just get the gift—no receipts, no hassle.

Don’t worry — it won’t say “cunt” on the outside.

Your parcel will show it’s from C Gifts, so it’s safe to send straight to someone else’s home, workplace, or letterbox without raising eyebrows. Their boss, flatmate or nan won’t have a clue what’s inside—unless you tell them.

Yes! The easiest way to add a gift message is to include a card with your order — and we can write your message inside it for you.

Thanks to our 3 FOR 2 offer, as long as you’re ordering a couple of bits, the card basically costs you nothing — we’ll write in it for free, no fuss.

If it’s not for a specific occasion, our General Cunt Cards are perfect — they’re just funny, blunt, and brilliant for any situation.

Or check out the full Cunt Card Store for birthdays, breakups, Christmas and more — whatever the vibe, you’ll find something. We’ll write your message inside to help complete the gift.

If you upgrade to a tracked delivery service at checkout, you’ll get email and SMS updates so you can see exactly when it arrives. Handy if you want to make sure they’ve got it.

For more details, check out our Delivery Information page.

Nope — all prices and receipts are sent to you by email. There’s no paperwork in the parcel, so it’s gift-safe.

Your order can reach them very quickly — it just depends on which delivery option you choose at checkout.

Express tracked services can get your gift to them in as little as 1–2 working days, while our standard free delivery usually takes around 3–5 working days.

If you’re planning ahead, the free option does the job nicely. Want it to land faster, or just want to keep an eye on it? Go for one of the upgrades.

We’re all about cheeky gifts and a good laugh—but our products aren’t designed for nasty or malicious intent. If you’re sending something to genuinely upset or target someone, you’re in the wrong place.