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Cunt Card Store

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Explore our extensive range of cunt cards for all occasions throughout the year

The cunt card range we stock is unrivalled. If you need a card with the word cunt on it, then it is your lucky day. Whether it is a cunt birthday card, cunt Valentine's card, or any other type of cunt card, we'll have it.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Why buy a cunt card from us?

If you’re looking for a cunt card, we offer the largest selection on Earth, covering all occasions, with FREE UK DELIVERY included.

Our range spans the entire year, with cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and, of course, Christmas.

We’ve got something for everyone—whether you’re after cheeky, bold, or heartfelt designs, subtle hints, or loud statements. Whatever you call it—the "c-word," the "c-bomb," or simply "cunt"—one thing’s guaranteed: our cards will get a laugh!

Can the cards be personalised?

Yes! We offer a range of personalised cards. Use the button at the top of this page to browse our personalised cunt cards. If you’d like a different design personalised, please contact us—we’d be happy to help.

Do you sell cards that don’t feature the word cunt?

No, stop asking silly questions!

Are there any special deals available?

Absolutely! We offer 3-for-2 on all cunt cards and multipacks for our best-selling Christmas cards. Check out our Deals & Exclusive Offers page for the latest bargains!

What size are the cards?

All our cards are A6, which measures 105 millimetres by 148 millimetres.

Can I add a message in a card?

Yes, leave a note at checkout, and we’ll print your message in a handwriting style with a laser printer—it’ll look handwritten! We’ll also seal it in an envelope and send it directly to the recipient. Learn more here.

How much is delivery?

Standard UK delivery is free. For faster options, check our delivery information page.

How quickly is my cunt card dispatched?

All orders are dispatched within 1 working day, with many sent the same day!

How will I know when it’s dispatched?

You’ll receive an email when your order ships. If tracking was selected, it’ll be included. If you don’t see the notification, check your spam folder; some email providers aren’t fans of the word "cunt!"

How is it packaged?

Your card will be packaged with an envelope and sealed in a clear cellophane wrapper. It will then be dispatched in a bend-proof envelope.

My order hasn’t arrived, what should I do?

If Royal Mail hasn’t delivered on schedule, contact us. We’ll look into it and resolve it quickly.

How do I get in touch?

If you need to get in touch please visit our contact us page.

What if I'm not happy?

All of our cunt mugs are covered by our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If for any reason you are not happy, please get in touch and we'll go above and beyond to get things rectified.
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