ORDER BEFORE 1pm (Mon-Fri) FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH

FREE STANDARD UK DELIVERY ON ALL ORDERS (EXPRESS OPTIONS AVAILABLE)
Cunt Balloon Collection featuring a choice of three colours.

Cunt Balloons

(6 products)

Shop “Happy Birthday You Cunt” Balloons in Every Colour

If you’re throwing a proper birthday bash and want to add a bit of swearing to the décor, our Happy Birthday You Cunt balloons are exactly what you need. Available in pink, white, or blue — and in 5 or 10 packs — these latex balloons are guaranteed to raise eyebrows and get people laughing.

Need all the options in one go? Start with our main multi-pack product where you can choose colour and quantity in one place. Or scroll down to explore each colour pack individually if you already know what you want.

Want to round out your sweary party kit? Pair these balloons with something from our Cunt Birthday Card collection, or check out Birthday Gifts for Her and Birthday Gifts for Him.

Collections

View as

Why People Love These Balloons

They’re rude, ridiculous and ridiculously good fun. If you know someone who loves a laugh — or just needs calling a cunt in helium form — these are the ultimate finishing touch.

All the Options in One Place

Pick your pack size (5 or 10), choose your colour (white, pink or blue), and you’re good to go. You can either shop the main multi-pack listing or scroll the individual options right here in the collection.

Perfect Pairings

Don’t stop at balloons. These pair brilliantly with a Cunt Mug, a Teddy Bear or even a matching Birthday Card.

Quick Dispatch + Free UK Delivery

All balloon orders are dispatched within one working day and come with 3 FOR 2 & FREE UK delivery. Need a big order for a party? Get in touch for a bulk quote.
Back to top