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Funny cunt bottle openers – the perfect practical gift for opening drinks with a hilarious twist.

Cunt Bottle Openers

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The funniest way to open a cold one

If you're buying for someone who swears like a sailor or just appreciates a good laugh with their lager, this is the collection for them. Our Cunt Bottle Openers are made from solid metal and built to last—each one featuring bold, cheeky wording that'll raise a grin before the cap even comes off. They come beautifully packaged on printed card and wrapped in cellophane, so they make a brilliant little gift on their own—whether you're wrapping it up or sliding it straight into a birthday bag.

Better still, our 3 FOR 2 offer means you can bundle a bottle opener, a Cunt Glass, and a Card for one complete, hilarious present—all with FREE UK DELIVERY.

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Not sure what the occasion is? That’s the beauty of this lot—whether it’s a birthday, stag do, or just a piss-up at the weekend, these C-word bottle openers fit the bill. And if you’re browsing for other sweary essentials, check out our Occasions collection to find a card, badge, or mug to match.
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