Some things never change — Funny personalised birthday bear
Whether they’re turning 18 or 80, this personalised Swear Bear is the perfect birthday gift for someone who’s still a cunt after all these years. Just enter any age, and we’ll print it right onto the bear’s shirt alongside the blunt message: “[ANY AGE] and still a cunt!”
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- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
For full birthday bundles, don’t miss our cunt cards, cunt mugs, and birthday gifts.
This funny Cunt Teddy Bear is guaranteed to get a big laugh. Great for big birthdays, random milestones, or when someone just deserves a proper piss-take. It’s rude, it’s soft, and it’s one of our most popular inappropriate soft toys.