Hydrate Like a Legend, Not a Cuntasaurus
A Cuntasaurus is someone who just won’t shut up—and this 500ml aluminium water bottle lets you warn the world in style. It’s a top pick from our Cunt Water Bottles range and makes a brilliant funny gift for anyone who’s got a short fuse and a long list of idiots to avoid.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Love this design? You can build a matching gift set with the full Don't Be a Cuntasaurus collection, including mugs, cards, and more rude-as-hell options.