Show you care — just not too much
This delightfully blunt Valentine’s Day card delivers exactly the level of romance they deserve. It reads:
"Even a cunt like you deserves a Valentines Card. Yes, this is it."
Low effort. High impact. Massive laugh incoming. Whether it’s for your long-term partner or just someone you’re semi-serious about, this one says it all with zero mush.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
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