Someone loves you – just not this teddy bear
This cheeky Swear Bear says it exactly how it is. The front of its t-shirt reads "Someone loves you" — but flip it around and you'll find the hilarious follow-up: "Not me, I think you're a cunt."
It’s the ultimate funny teddy bear gift for someone who probably is loved… just not by you. Ideal as an inappropriate soft toy for mates, exes, or anyone who deserves a cuddle and a laugh.
Explore the full gang in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
This Cunt Teddy Bear might be rude, but he’s irresistibly soft — and proudly part of our sweary soft toy gang.