They’ll either laugh or block your number — worth the risk
This brutally honest Swear Bear doesn’t do soft hugs and gentle wishes. He’s the kind of Cunt Teddy Bear that cuts through the moaning with his classic t-shirt slogan: "Stop Whinging You Cunt – Also, Get Well Soon".
If you’ve got a friend or workmate milking their illness a bit too much, this funny teddy bear is the perfect way to show you care — while telling them to pull themselves together. A brilliant adult teddy bear for inappropriate get well messages and guaranteed laughter.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
He’s part of our rude teddy collection that’s built for banter and brutal honesty. See the full Cunt Teddy Bears collection for more sweary soft toys.
You can also get this design on a mug or a matching card. See the full swear bear set.