Finally, an Apron That Sums Up All Cats Perfectly
This hilarious cunt apron brilliantly sums up what every cat owner (and dog lover) already knows deep down—all cats are little cunts! A funny and functional gift that's guaranteed to raise a smile.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want to build the full bundle? You can grab a matching mug, card, badge, and keyring from our Cats are Cunts collection—perfect for any occasion where honesty is the best policy!