Because a sweet goodbye just isn’t your style
For the colleague who deserves a proper send-off, this card says what everyone’s thinking: “Good luck in your new job, hopefully your colleagues are cunts.” It’s bold, funny, and the perfect way to say goodbye with a wink — especially if they’re leaving a team full of characters.
Prefer to play nice? There’s also a slightly less savage version that says “aren’t cunts” instead.
Need more options? The Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest collection of cards online — perfect for every type of farewell, roast, or occasion in between.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is part of our Leaving Card Collection — perfect for workmates who are off to new (hopefully cunt-filled) pastures.