"One day you'll cringe at the cunt" - Breakup Teddy Bear
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"One day you'll cringe at the cunt" - Breakup Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Perfect for the mate who finally saw sense
Breakups are hard, but in time, they’ll wonder what the hell they were thinking. This Swear Bear sums it up perfectly with the design: "One day you'll cringe at the thought of that cunt".
This Cunt Bear is a cuddly reminder that brighter days are coming — and that some people were never worth the emotional investment. It’s funny, rude, and just the right amount of honesty for someone getting back on their feet.
Explore more gloriously inappropriate soft toys in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
This design is also available on a matching greeting card. Or check out the full breakup and divorce collection for even more savage support gifts.
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