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Savage break-up and divorce cunt cards and gifts – for when ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ doesn’t quite cut it.

Breakup & Divorce Cunt Cards & Gifts

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Funny Breakup Cards & Gifts That Say It Straight

Whether your mate just binned off a walking red flag or survived a cunt of a divorce, this all-in-one collection is packed with brutally funny cards and gifts to lighten the load. From mugs and coasters that celebrate single life, to cards that tell it like it is ("So glad you got rid of that cunt"), there’s something for every newly single legend in your life. All designed to get a laugh when it's needed most.

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All items include FREE UK Delivery, dispatched within one working day, and qualify for our sitewide 3-for-2 deal — so you can grab a card, a mug, and a bear, and only pay for two.

Want to browse more specifically? Check out our full Breakup Cunt Cards or dive into the Breakup Cunt Gifts collection for gift-only goodies. Or, if a mug says it best, head over to the Cunt Mug Superstore and bag a classic that works for any occasion.
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