The Swear Bear every divorcée deserves
This Swear Bear is the perfect post-divorce teddy for someone who made the brave (and smart) choice to get out. The design reads: "You can't fix a cunt – but you can divorce it".
This Cunt Bear is cuddly, blunt, and bang on the money — ideal for gifting to a newly single mate who needs a laugh and a reminder that they’re finally free.
Explore the rest of our rude and comforting companions in the Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
This design is also available on a matching card, and you can see more breakup laughs in our breakup and divorce collection.