Cunt Teddy Bears

Funny Teddy Bears for Adults Who Like a Bit of Swearing

Meet our outrageous collection of Swear Bears — the ultimate funny gift for grown-ups with a proper sense of humour. These aren’t your average cuddly toys. Each bear is soft, rude, and proudly wearing a t-shirt that drops the C-bomb in style. If you're shopping for a cunt teddy bear, you're in the right place.

If you're after a funny teddy bear gift that’s a bit inappropriate, a bit cheeky, and a whole lot of fun, we’ve got dozens of designs to choose from. Whether you call them adult teddy bears, sweary teddies, or just plain hilarious — they’re all unmistakably cunty in the best possible way.

Looking for something seasonal or specific? Check out our themed bears for any occasion:

• Cunt Christmas Teddy Bears – ideal for stuffing stockings and starting arguments
• Valentine’s Swear Bears – the cutest way to say “you’re a lovable cunt”
• Mother’s Day Swear Bears – for mums who laugh at inappropriate gifts