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Cunt Christmas Teddy Bears

Festive Bears That Aren’t Afraid to Drop the C-Word

If you're looking for a gift that’s both adorable and offensive, you’ve found it. Our Christmas Cunt Teddy Bears are festive, fluffy, and brilliantly sweary. From “Happy Christmas You Cunt" to “Someone Loves You” these plush pals are the perfect way to make someone laugh without getting too sentimental.

Each one is dressed for the season and says exactly what you’re thinking—making them ideal for mates, work friends, or anyone who’d appreciate a cheeky soft toy in their stocking. They're part of our 3 FOR 2 offer and come with FREE UK DELIVERY. Want more ideas? Browse the full Christmas Cunt range here.

"Happy Christmas You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
"Happy Christmas You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Someone Loves You. Not Me I Think You're a Cunt - Teddy Bear - Both Side
"Someone Loves You - Cunt" - Teddy Bear FRONT & BACK
£16.95
"Santa says you are a cunt" - Teddy Bear
"Santa says you are a cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Cunty McCuntface - Teddy Bear
"Cunty McCuntface" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Cunt Christmas Teddy Bear
"Cunt" - Christmas Teddy Bear
£16.95
In a world full of cunts you're my favourite - Teddy Bear
"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Flowery Cunt Teddy Bear
"Flowery Cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
You're a cunt but you're my cunt - Personalised Teddy Bear
"ANY NAME You're a cunt but you're my cunt" - Personalised Teddy Bear
£16.95
Abracadabra - Nope You Are Still a Cunt - Teddy Bear
"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
You're a Cunt and I Fucking Love You - Personalised Bear
"ANY NAME You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Personalised Bear
£16.95
Rude-olph Fucking Cunt - Teddy Bear
"Rude-Olph" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Cunt Teddy - Create your own
Create your own - Teddy Bear
£17.95
You're a cunt that's why we get on - Teddy Bear
"Why we get on you cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
I Identify as a cunt Teddy Bear
"I Identify as a Cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Cunt of the Year - Teddy Bear
"Cunt of the Year" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Even Jesus Think You're a Cunt - Teddy Bear
"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
"cunt." - Teddy Bear
"cunt." - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Even Your Dog Thinks You're a Cunt - Teddy
"Even your dog" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
I am a Cunt - Teddy Bear
"I am a cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95
Top Cunt - Teddy Bear
"Top Cunt" - Teddy Bear
£16.95