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Hilarious Christmas cunt teddy bears – because nothing says Merry Christmas like a soft toy with filthy banter.

Cunt Christmas Teddy Bears

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Festive Bears That Aren’t Afraid to Drop the C-Word

If you're looking for a gift that’s both adorable and offensive, you’ve found it. Our Christmas Cunt Teddy Bears are festive, fluffy, and brilliantly sweary. They’re part of our wider Cunt Teddy Bears collection — a full line of sweary soft toys designed for adults who like their humour on the naughty list.

From “Happy Christmas You Cunt" to “Someone Loves You,” these plush pals are the perfect way to make someone laugh without getting too sentimental. Each one is dressed for the season and says exactly what you’re thinking—making them ideal for mates, work friends, or anyone who’d appreciate a cheeky soft toy in their stocking. They're part of our 3 FOR 2 offer and come with FREE UK DELIVERY. Want more ideas? Browse the full Christmas Cunt range here.

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These bears are more than just cuddly—they’re conversation starters. Pair one with a Christmas cunt card or a matching mug for a complete, unforgettable gift set. They’re also ideal for secret Santa swaps, mates who love the C-word, or just treating yourself to something ridiculous and soft.

You can also check out our full Teddy Bear collection if you fancy one for another occasion—or just want to keep a sweary bear on hand year-round. And don’t forget—FREE UK DELIVERY and 3 FOR 2 applies across the board.
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