"ANY Years of Being a Cunt" - Pink Personalised Birthday Teddy Bear
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"ANY Years of Being a Cunt" - Pink Personalised Birthday ...
Description
Description
This personalised Swear Bear celebrates every year of being a cunt
If you know someone who’s proudly been a cunt for 18, 36, or even 60 glorious years, this funny teddy bear is the perfect personalised birthday gift. You can enter *any* age — it doesn’t have to be a round number — and we’ll print it on the bear’s t-shirt for a one-of-a-kind present that’ll get a big laugh.
Explore more from our Cunt Teddy Bears collection to see the full range of sweary cuddliness.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
Matching cards and mugs available — see the full Cunt Birthday Cards and Birthday Cunt Mugs collections.
This Swear Bear is both rude and ridiculously cute. Whether you're celebrating a milestone or just want a random inappropriate soft toy to mark the occasion, the Cunt Teddy Bear is a hilarious gift for anyone with a dark sense of humour.
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