Say happy birthday the rude way — personalise this Swear Bear
This personalised Swear Bear says what everyone’s thinking: “Happy Birthday [ANY NAME] You Cunt!” Add their name at the top, and you’ve got the perfect blend of rude and hilarious. It’s the kind of birthday gift they’ll proudly show off — and never forget.
Explore the full range of sweary cuddliness in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
Matching card, mug, keyring, and bottle opener also available — see the full gift set.
Whether you’re shopping for a mate, partner, or family member with a foul mouth and a great sense of humour, this Cunt Teddy Bear is an inappropriate soft toy they’ll genuinely love.