"Happy Birthday ANY NAME You Cunt" - Teddy Bear – Cunt Gifts


"Happy Birthday ANY NAME You Cunt" - Teddy Bear

Regular price £16.95

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Say happy birthday the rude way — personalise this Swear Bear

This personalised Swear Bear says what everyone’s thinking: “Happy Birthday [ANY NAME] You Cunt!” Add their name at the top, and you’ve got the perfect blend of rude and hilarious. It’s the kind of birthday gift they’ll proudly show off — and never forget.

Explore the full range of sweary cuddliness in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

Matching card, mug, keyring, and bottle opener also available — see the full gift set.

Whether you’re shopping for a mate, partner, or family member with a foul mouth and a great sense of humour, this Cunt Teddy Bear is an inappropriate soft toy they’ll genuinely love.