Soft, sweary, and straight-talking — just like your best mate
This sweary little Swear Bear reads: “You are a cunt... and that is why we get on so well”. It's the perfect funny gift for your mate — especially if your entire friendship is built on blunt insults and shared banter.
Want more like this? See all our cuddly insults in the Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, card, glass tankard, and more — see the full gift set.
This Cunt Teddy Bear is soft, rude, and guaranteed to make them laugh every time they see it. Whether it’s for a birthday, a thank-you, or just a midweek piss-take, it’s a brilliant inappropriate soft toy to gift your funniest mate.