"Why we get on you cunt" - Teddy Bear – Cunt Gifts


"Why we get on you cunt" - Teddy Bear

Regular price £16.95

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Soft, sweary, and straight-talking — just like your best mate

This sweary little Swear Bear reads: “You are a cunt... and that is why we get on so well”. It's the perfect funny gift for your mate — especially if your entire friendship is built on blunt insults and shared banter.

Want more like this? See all our cuddly insults in the Cunt Teddy Bears collection.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

You can also get this design on a mug, card, glass tankard, and more — see the full gift  set.

This Cunt Teddy Bear is soft, rude, and guaranteed to make them laugh every time they see it. Whether it’s for a birthday, a thank-you, or just a midweek piss-take, it’s a brilliant inappropriate soft toy to gift your funniest mate.