This Swear Bear proudly tells it like it is — no shame, just fluff and honesty
This funny teddy bear isn’t trying to hide anything. It’s a cunt — and it says so right on the t-shirt. If you’re shopping for a mate who’s self-aware, blunt, and has a wicked sense of humour, the Cunt Teddy Bear makes a brilliant gift for any occasion.
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- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, keyring, badge, apron, bottle opener, and more — see the full gift set here.
Equal parts rude and ridiculous, this Swear Bear is the ultimate inappropriate soft toy — ideal for birthdays, banter, or just because. Add it to your collection or give it to someone who can take a joke (and probably deserves one too).