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Cheeky Mother’s Day cunt teddy bears – hilarious and offensive gifts for brutally honest mums with a twisted sense of humour.

Mother's Day Cunt Teddy Bears

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The Gift She’ll Cuddle… And Laugh Her Arse Off At

If you're looking for a Mother’s Day gift that’s soft, sweet, and still hilariously rude, you’ve landed in exactly the right place. These Mother’s Day Cunt Teddy Bears are the perfect combo of cute and cheeky. Whether you want to say “Mum, you’re a cunt but I love you” or make your stepmum laugh her tits off, we’ve got a bear for that.

Whether you’re going for hilarious, heartfelt-ish, or outright savage, these bears hit the mark. They’re perfect for mums who love a laugh—or who need one. If you're after even more options, don’t forget to check out our full Cunt Teddy Bear Collection for other occasions and themes.

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If you're shopping for Mother’s Day and want something that’s funny, bold, and far from traditional, our cunt teddy bears are just the start. They’re soft, squishy, and sweary — the perfect combo if your mum’s got a sense of humour and zero time for bland gifts.

Looking to build a full-on sweary gift bundle? Check out our full Mother’s Day Cards & Gifts collection. You can also pair a bear with a design from our Mother’s Day Cunt Mugs or Cunt Cards range — all just as rude and brilliant.

And don’t forget: every order comes with free UK delivery and our 3 for 2 offer, so you might as well grab something extra while you’re at it.
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