"Flowery Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Flowery Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
A floral insult never looked so huggable
This soft and cuddly Swear Bear says “Cunt” in a vibrant floral design — making it the perfect cheeky gift for anyone who loves the C-word as much as they love a hug. Whether you're buying for your sweary best mate or just want to brighten someone’s day with a rude teddy, this little fella is full of flowery charm and four-letter honesty.
Explore more from our Cunt Teddy Bears collection for every occasion and mood.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
See the full swear bear set including matching mug, apron, water bottle, and bottle opener — all with the same floral insult.
As part of our ever-growing Swear Bear family, this Cunt Teddy Bear is a top pick for anyone who appreciates an inappropriate soft toy with a little flair.
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