Valentine's Cunt Teddy Bears
Soft, Sweary, and Way Funnier Than Flowers
Our Valentine’s cunt teddy bears are the perfect mix of cute and completely inappropriate. They’re part of our Cunt Teddy Bears collection, a rude and ridiculously soft range designed for adults with a twisted sense of humour. Some bears are endearing, others just hurl insults. Either way, they’re spot-on for partners, crushes, or mates who prefer a laugh over a love poem.
Every rude teddy is made to order, shipped within one working day, and qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer with free UK delivery. Want to complete the set? Check out our full Valentine’s collection for matching cards and mugs.