"It's Better To Have Loved and Lost a Cunt" - Divorce Breakup Teddy Bear
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Description
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A breakup gift that says it better than you ever could
When someone’s fresh out of a breakup, this Swear Bear says what everyone else is thinking. Its t-shirt reads: "It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a cunt for the rest of your life."
This soft Cunt Bear is a funny yet oddly profound reminder that walking away was the strongest move they could’ve made. Whether it lives on their bed, desk, or sofa, it’ll be there cheering them on daily.
See the rest of our rude yet comforting cuddlers in the Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
This design is also available on a matching greeting card, or explore the full Breakup & Divorce Cunt Cards & Gifts range for more cheeky inspiration.
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