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Funny Valentine’s gifts for him – hilarious and bold prezzies for blokes with a sense of humour.

Valentine's Gifts For Him

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Because He’s a Keeper… and a Cunt

Looking for something better than boxers and beer? These Valentine’s gifts for him are rude, hilarious, and guaranteed to go down a storm with boyfriends, husbands, or that guy who swears too much and loves a laugh. Whether it’s a cuddly insult or a mug that speaks fluent sarcasm, you’ll find it here.

Everything comes with free UK delivery, qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer, and ships fast. Want more than just gifts? Head to the full Valentine’s collection for cards, mugs, and teddy bears that match the tone perfectly.

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These gifts are perfect for the bloke who isn’t into hearts and flowers, but definitely laughs when you call him a cheeky little cunt. Whether you’ve been together for years or you’re trying your luck with someone who has a twisted sense of humour, this collection is packed with gifts that hit the sweet spot between savage and sentimental.

Match one with a sweary message from our Valentine’s cunt card collection, or browse our bestselling Valentine’s cunt mugs if he’s the type to start his day with strong coffee and stronger language.

Don’t forget—everything qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer, includes free UK delivery, and is dispatched within one working day. If you’re shopping last minute, you’re still safe.
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