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Hilarious Valentine's cunt mugs – cheeky, romantic, and a little inappropriate for your partner’s morning coffee.

Valentine's Cunt Mugs

(28 products)

The Only Mugs That Say “I Love You” and “You’re a Cunt” at the Same Time

These Valentine’s cunt mugs are ideal for anyone who wants to serve up a hot drink with a cheeky insult. Whether you're making brews for your partner, your housemate, or a not-so-secret crush, these mugs say what most cards won’t—and they do it with attitude.

Each one’s made to order, dishwasher-safe, and shipped fast. You can even pair it with a matching card or teddy from the full Valentine’s collection to complete the sweary surprise. Don’t forget—free UK delivery and our legendary 3 for 2 offer are both live across loads of items.

Looking for love-themed mugs and more? The Cunt Mug Superstore has the biggest, sweariest range of mugs on the planet—Valentine’s Day is just the start.

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If the person you love most also happens to be a bit of a C U Next Tuesday, you’re exactly where you need to be. These mugs are ideal for couples who laugh more than they hug, mates who bond over shared sarcasm, or anyone who prefers a rude gesture to a dozen roses.

From heart-covered C-bombs to straight-up insults, our Valentine’s cunt mugs are some of the most popular gifts we sell all year—and for good reason. They’re funny, useful, and properly unexpected.

Want to browse more rude mugs for other occasions? Take a look at the Cunt Mug Superstore—home to the biggest selection of sweary mugs on earth.

Or if you’re shopping for a full gift set, head back to the main Valentine's collection to pair this with a card or teddy. Every order qualifies for free UK delivery and our 3 for 2 deal, and it’s all dispatched within one working day.
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