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Hilarious cunt birthday cards – offensive, cheeky, and perfect for winding up mates.

Cunt Birthday Cards

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Shop the Best Cunt Birthday Cards That Say What You’re Really Thinking

If you’re on the hunt for the perfect cunt birthday card, you’ve found the biggest selection anywhere on Earth. From savage one-liners to unexpectedly heartfelt messages (yes, really), this collection covers every type of birthday scenario imaginable — and every type of cunt too. Whether it’s for your best mate, your partner, your boss or your brother, we’ve got a card that’ll make them laugh out loud or gasp in delight (or both).

We don’t do bland. These are the cards that say what you’re actually thinking. Some are loud, some are sweary, and some are surprisingly sweet. Most feature the word cunt front and centre, because why not? And they’re all part of our 3 FOR 2 OFFER with FREE UK DELIVERY, so stock up while you’re here.

If you're after a whole set of gift options, head to the main birthday superstore where you’ll find matching mugs, teddy bears, coasters and more. Or if you want something specifically for her or for him, check out the gifts for her and gifts for him collections.

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Why These Cunt Cards Are a Proper Birthday Win

Let’s be honest, it’s hard to find a decent birthday card these days that actually makes you laugh. That’s why we made this collection. It’s full of original designs that hit the mark — whether you’re sending it to a cheeky mate or a proper legend who deserves to be called a cunt in the nicest possible way.

Plenty of Styles for Every Personality

From bright and colourful shouty cards to more deadpan designs, this lot covers the whole spectrum. Some even pretend to be sweet and then drop the C-bomb. Delightful, really.

Goes Great with a Cunt Mug (or Two)

If you want to level up your gift, don’t stop at the card. Our birthday cunt mugs are ideal for pairing up. Add a coaster or two if you’re feeling generous.

Cards That Go the Extra Mile

All our birthday cards come with discreet packaging, top quality print, and a proper envelope. We even chuck in the option to write your own message inside if you’re posting direct.

More Birthday Stuff Worth a Look

After something bigger? You can also browse our collections of birthday gifts for her, birthday gifts for him, or just shop the whole lot via the main birthday store.

Everything comes with FREE UK DELIVERY and is part of our 3 FOR 2 OFFER — so you can save a few quid while making someone’s day.
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