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Shop the Best Cunt Birthday Cards That Say What You’re Really Thinking

If you’re on the hunt for the perfect cunt birthday card, you’ve found the biggest selection anywhere on Earth. From savage one-liners to unexpectedly heartfelt messages (yes, really), this collection covers every type of birthday scenario imaginable — and every type of cunt too. Whether it’s for your best mate, your partner, your boss or your brother, we’ve got a card that’ll make them laugh out loud or gasp in delight (or both).

We don’t do bland. These are the cards that say what you’re actually thinking. Some are loud, some are sweary, and some are surprisingly sweet. Most feature the word cunt front and centre, because why not? And they’re all part of our 3 FOR 2 OFFER with FREE UK DELIVERY, so stock up while you’re here.

If you're after a whole set of gift options, head to the main birthday superstore where you’ll find matching mugs, teddy bears, coasters and more. Or if you want something specifically for her or for him, check out the gifts for her and gifts for him collections.