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Hilarious Valentine’s cunt cards – cheeky, romantic, and a little inappropriate.

Valentines Cunt Cards

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Valentine’s Cunt Cards That Say It Better Than Roses Ever Could

If you’re after a Valentine’s card that’s out right hilarious, you’re in the right place. This collection is stacked with our best-selling cunt card designs—perfect for partners who don’t do soppy or mates who love a bit of cheek. Whether it’s cute and cheeky or rude and ruthless, there’s a Valentine’s card here for you.

Looking for more than just a card? Check out our full Valentine’s collection for matching mugs, teddy bears, and other brilliantly sweary gifts. Everything comes with free UK delivery, is part of our 3 for 2 offer, and is dispatched within one working day.

These aren't your average Valentine's Day cards. They're for the people who’d rather drop the C-word than whisper sweet nothings, and who’d pick a laugh-out-loud insult over a soppy poem any day. Every design is made to get a reaction—whether it's a cheeky smirk or a full-on snort-laugh.

Got someone in mind who would appreciate this kind of humour? These Valentine’s cunt cards are perfect for partners, best mates, secret crushes, or that friend you’ve had an ongoing joke with for years. And if you're looking to stock up or mix and match across occasions, don’t miss our Cunt Card Superstore—it’s packed with rude cards for birthdays, breakups, and everything in between.

For the full Valentine’s experience, you can also browse the complete Valentine’s collection—featuring mugs, bears and more sweary surprises. Every item qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer, includes free UK delivery, and is dispatched fast so you’re not left hanging.