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Valentines Cunt Cards

Valentine’s Cunt Cards That Say It Better Than Roses Ever Could

If you’re after a Valentine’s card that’s out right hilarious, you’re in the right place. This collection is stacked with our best-selling cunt card designs—perfect for partners who don’t do soppy or mates who love a bit of cheek. Whether it’s cute and cheeky or rude and ruthless, there’s a Valentine’s card here for you.

Looking for more than just a card? Check out our full Valentine’s collection for matching mugs, teddy bears, and other brilliantly sweary gifts. Everything comes with free UK delivery, is part of our 3 for 2 offer, and is dispatched within one working day.

You're a cunt and I proper love you - Valentines Card
"You're a cunt ...and I proper love you" - Valentines Day Card
£3.45
Sometimes You're a Cunt - Personalised Valentines Card
"ANY NAME Sometimes You're Bit of a Cunt" - Personalised Valentines Card
£3.95
Then I remembered you're a cunt - Personalised Valentine's Card Arrow
"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Valentine's Card
£3.95
Will You Be My Valentine? Only Joking You're a Cunt - Valentines Card
"Will you?" - Valentines Day Card
£3.45
In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite - Valentine's Card
"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Valentines Day Card
£3.45
This is it - Cunt Valentines Card
"Even a cunt like you" - Valentines Card
£3.45
"From One Cunt To Another" - Valentines Card
"From One Cunt To Another" - Valentines Card
£3.45
Infinitely a Cunt Valenetines Personalised Card
"Infinitely a cunt" - ANY NAME - Personalised Valentines Card
£3.95
"Scrummy Little Love Muffin" - Valentines Day Card
"Scrummy Little Love Muffin" - Valentines Card
£3.45
"Wow!" - Valentines Card
"Wow!" - Valentines Card
£3.45
Happy Valentines Day You Cunt - Valentines Card
"Happy Valentine's Day You Cunt" - Valentines Card
£3.45
"Infinitely a cunt" - Valentines Card
"Infinitely a cunt" - Valentines Card
£3.45
"I Love You Then I Hate You" - Greetings Card
"I Love You Then I Hate You" - Greetings Card
£3.45
Swearing is so unattractive ya cunt - Greetings Card
"Swearing is so unattractive. Ya Cunt" - Greetings Card
£3.45
"If you don't like it when I say the word cunt" - Card
"If you don't like it when I say the word cunt" - Card
£3.45
Roses Are Red You Are A Cunt - Greetings Card
"Roses Are Red" - Greetings Card
£3.45
"Wow!" - Greetings Card
"Wow!" - Greetings Card
£3.45
"Cupid is a lying cunt" - Greeting Card
"Cupid is a lying cunt" - Greeting Card
£3.45
"Infinitely a cunt" - Card & Badge
"Infinitely a cunt" - Card
From £3.45
I am sorry Coronavirus what a cunt - Valentine's Card
"Coronavirus ruined our day - what a cunt" - Valentines Day Card
£3.45