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Rude anniversary cards and gifts – perfect for couples who show affection through sarcasm and sweary banter.

Anniversary Cunt Cards & Gifts

(110 products)

Cunt cards, mugs, and gifts — the full anniversary package, all in one place.

This collection brings together everything we do best: sweary cards, rude mugs, and hilariously offensive gifts. Whether it’s sarcastic, romantic, or just wildly inappropriate, it’s all here. Or visit the Cunt Card Superstore or Cunt Mug Superstore to explore our full ranges.

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From mugs that say "In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" to cards that turn insults into love notes, this collection has everything you need to absolutely nail your anniversary gift.

Pair a Cunt Card with one of our Anniversary Cunt Mugs, or build your own bundle from our full range of cunt-covered gifts. It’s all part of the fun.

As always, everything comes with FREE UK delivery, one-day dispatch, and qualifies for our 3 for 2 sitewide offer — so you can stock up and stay offensive all year round.

Looking for something else? Shop by Occasion or head straight to the Cunt Mug Superstore to browse the classics.