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Funny anniversary cunt cards – cheeky and rude designs for celebrating relationships.

Anniversary Cunt Cards

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Say it with a cunt card — it’s the only kind that matters.

Whether it’s a sarcastic dig, a loving insult, or just an excuse to use your favourite word, our Anniversary Cunt Cards are the perfect way to say “You're a cunt, but I love you” Or browse the full Cunt Card Superstore for more occasions worth offending.

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Let’s be honest — traditional anniversary cards are boring. These ones aren’t.

Designed for couples who aren’t afraid to drop the C-bomb, this collection is packed with sweary, cheeky, and occasionally romantic cunt cards.

They’re printed to order, sent out with FREE UK delivery, dispatched in one day — and they’re part of our 3 for 2 sitewide offer, so why not grab extras for birthdays, mates, or just because?

You can pair your card with an Anniversary Cunt Mug, or dive into the full Cunt Card Superstore for more love-soaked abuse.

Shop by Occasion to find the perfect cunt gift for every type of moment.