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Make someone laugh as they begin to feel better with our hilarious Get Well Soon collection of cunt cards and gifts.

Get Well Soon Cunt

(17 products)

Because Flowers Are Boring...

Know someone who's poorly? Whether it's the flu or just a bad hangover—this collection has everything you need to cheer them up. From brutally honest cunt cards to sweary mugs, teddies and coasters, we’ve got all the bits to help say “get well soon” in the funniest way possible.

Sometimes laughter really is the best medicine—especially when it involves a bold insult. Everything in this collection qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer and comes with free UK delivery, so you can grab a few backups (because let's face it, someone’s always off sick).

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Our Get Well Soon Cunt collection is for people who don’t want sympathy and soup—they want banter and a badge that says “lazy cunt.” Whether you're shopping for a mate, your partner, or a sickly sibling, this is the kind of gift that makes them laugh, even when they feel like shit.

All items are dispatched within one working day, and there’s something here for every type of sick cunt—funny mugs to keep their tea hot, cards that say what you're really thinking, and soft teddies that contrast brilliantly with the sweary messages. Looking for something more specific? Check out our Get Well Cunt Cards or Get Well Cunt Mugs for the focused collections.
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