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Our tree decoration festive cunt baubles are guaranteed to get a laugh when people notice them.

Cunt Christmas Tree Decoration Baubles

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When Baubles Say What You’re Thinking

Get two birds stoned at once this festive season with our hilarious card and Christmas bauble combos — the gift that literally keeps on giving. Each cheeky card comes with a detachable wooden decoration that proudly features the word cunt, so they can hang it on their tree (or rear-view mirror, we’re not judging) long after the card's been binned.

Whether it's a Christmas tree, a wrapped present or even Santa himself, these double-whammy gifts are perfect for mates with a naughty streak. Can’t decide between a card or a gift? Play it safe and grab both in one hilarious package.

Free UK delivery is included, and we dispatch within one working day — so you’re sorted even if you left it late.
Looking for more ideas? Check out the Christmas Cunt collection for everything from Christmas cards to cunt mugs. Naughty and nice, all at once.

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We dispatch within one working day — perfect for last-minute festive shopping. And yes, all orders come with FREE UK DELIVERY.

Why not mix and match with a few extra items from the Christmas Cunt Mug collection or pick up a hilarious Christmas coaster for a proper laugh?

Or go full festive beast mode and swing by the Christmas Cunt Superstore — the ultimate one-stop shop to cunting up Christmas for the people you love (or tolerate).
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