Cunt Christmas Tree Decoration Baubles

When Baubles Say What You’re Thinking

Get two birds stoned at once this festive season with our hilarious card and Christmas bauble combos — the gift that literally keeps on giving. Each cheeky card comes with a detachable wooden decoration that proudly features the word cunt, so they can hang it on their tree (or rear-view mirror, we’re not judging) long after the card's been binned.

Whether it's a Christmas tree, a wrapped present or even Santa himself, these double-whammy gifts are perfect for mates with a naughty streak. Can’t decide between a card or a gift? Play it safe and grab both in one hilarious package.

Free UK delivery is included, and we dispatch within one working day — so you’re sorted even if you left it late.
Looking for more ideas? Check out the Christmas Cunt collection for everything from Christmas cards to cunt mugs. Naughty and nice, all at once.