Cunt Christmas Aprons
The Only Aprons Worth Wearing While Burning Dinner
If you're searching for a hilarious and practical Christmas gift featuring the word cunt, our Cunt Christmas Aprons are the perfect choice. Choose from a variety of festive designs guaranteed to bring a laugh every time you baste the turkey or get caught stealing the pigs in blankets.
From “C is for Christmas and also for Cunt” to “Don’t Eat Too Much You Fat Cunt,” this collection is packed with designs that'll keep the whole kitchen cracking up. Plus, we’ve snuck in a few aprons with more general designs that work year-round — perfect if you’re after something rude but not too seasonal.
Each one is part of our 3 FOR 2 offer and comes with FREE UK DELIVERY — so if you’re planning a full-on rude kitchen bundle, don’t forget to check out the matching mugs and festive coasters.
