Cunt Christmas Cards

(40 products)

The rudest Christmas cards on the internet (probably)

Welcome to the Cunt Christmas Cards collection – the most outrageously funny selection of rude festive cards you’ll find anywhere. From full-on sweary showstoppers to slightly safer insults, we’ve got a card for every sense of humour – or lack of it.

These aren’t the kind of cards that gather dust on a mantelpiece. They get gasps, belly laughs, and sometimes a grudging headshake from nan (which is part of the charm). If you're just after general sweary cards not tied to Christmas, check out our full Cunt Card Superstore for year-round cheek.

And don’t forget – all our cards come with free UK delivery and are part of our cheeky 3 for 2 offer, so you can load up on seasonal hilarity without overspending.