"The condensed guide to Buddhism" - Mouse Mat
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Description
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Buddha's teachings, distilled the cunt way
This hilarious mouse mat cuts through centuries of spiritual wisdom with four unforgettable words: “Don’t be a cunt.”
Whether your mate’s deep into meditation or just needs a reminder to chill out, this gift walks the line between enlightenment and piss-take perfectly.
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- Matte surface with grippy rubber base – size 22cm x 18cm
- Card and cellophane gift packaging
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