Meet Significunt – our brand new dictionary definition mug
There are important people. There are very important people. And then there are people who are absolutely convinced the entire world revolves around them.
For those people, we present our latest addition to the Cunt Gifts mug collection: Significunt.
Designed in the style of a traditional dictionary definition, our brand new Significunt mug defines the word as:
“An individual who believes they are of great importance, when in reality they're just a cunt.”
And just in case there was any doubt about the diagnosis, the definition finishes with: “See also: delusion.”
Subtle? Not particularly. Accurate? We'll leave that up to you.
What exactly is a Significunt?
Everyone has met one.
It might be the colleague who somehow turns every meeting into a story about themselves. The family member who believes their opinion carries considerably more weight than everybody else's. Or perhaps it's that mate who enters every room with the quiet confidence of somebody expecting a round of applause.
A significunt isn't merely annoying. They possess that special combination of self-importance and complete lack of self-awareness that deserves its own word.
Which is exactly why we made one.
The Significunt mug is available now and makes a particularly appropriate present for birthdays, workplaces, Secret Santa gifts, leaving presents, or simply as an unsolicited character assessment.
Another addition to our dictionary of cunts
Significunt isn't our first attempt at expanding the English language.
It's the latest member of a growing collection of spoof dictionary mugs designed to describe those very specific situations for which ordinary vocabulary simply isn't adequate.
And two of its closest relatives are already firm members of our mug range.
Cuntentment – achieving true inner peace
For anyone who has reached the point in life where self-acceptance matters more than pretending to be respectable, there's Cuntentment.
Our definition?
“When you know you're a cunt but you're comfortable with who you are.”
See also: happiness.
It's arguably the healthiest philosophy of the three. No denial. No unnecessary soul-searching. Just complete acceptance of exactly who you are.
Cuntstipated – when you've simply had enough people for one day
Then there's Cuntstipated, created for those days when your tolerance for humanity has officially reached capacity.
It's defined as:
“An emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in a day.”
See also: drained.
Anyone who's worked in customer service, survived an unnecessarily long meeting, driven during rush hour or simply ventured outside on the wrong day will probably understand that one immediately.
Three mugs. Three extremely useful words.
Between them, Significunt, Cuntentment and Cuntstipated cover a surprisingly large part of the human experience.
- Significunt – for somebody with a dramatically inflated sense of importance.
- Cuntentment – for somebody who has accepted exactly what they are.
- Cuntstipated – for somebody who has simply dealt with enough people today.
All three use the same clean dictionary-inspired design, making them brilliant standalone gifts or an increasingly questionable little collection for the kitchen cupboard.
Looking for even more cunt mugs?
These three barely scratch the surface.
Over the years we've built an enormous collection of rude, sarcastic, insulting and occasionally strangely affectionate mugs for friends, partners, colleagues, relatives and anybody else deserving of some carefully selected profanity.
You can browse the full range in our Cunt Mug Superstore, where you'll find designs covering everything from birthdays and relationships to workplaces, family members and people who are simply massive cunts.
Whether you're shopping for somebody else or looking for a mug that accurately describes your own personality, there's a strong chance we've already made it.
The Significunt mug is available now
Our newest dictionary definition has officially joined the collection, so if somebody immediately sprang to mind while you were reading this, that's probably a sign.
Shop the brand new Significunt mug here, or head over to the Cunt Mug Superstore to browse the complete range.