Get Well Soon Cunt Gifts

For the Cunt Who Needs a Cuddle

Get well soon gifts don’t have to be boring—and if they’re a proper cunt when they’re ill, you might as well have a laugh with it. This collection is packed with rude, funny, and genuinely cheer-up-worthy gifts for mates, partners, or sickly siblings.

From our best-selling get well cunt teddy bears to mugs, coasters, badges and more—there’s plenty here to make them smile, even if they’re bed-bound and milking it. Every item qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer and comes with free UK delivery, so you can throw in a few extras just to be safe.