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Make someone laugh on their way to recovery with our funny c-word Get Well Soon collection of gifts.

Get Well Soon Cunt Gifts

(12 products)

For the Cunt Who Needs a Cuddle

Get well soon gifts don’t have to be boring—and if they’re a proper cunt when they’re ill, you might as well have a laugh with it. This collection is packed with rude, funny, and genuinely cheer-up-worthy gifts for mates, partners, or sickly siblings.

From our best-selling get well cunt teddy bears to mugs, coasters, badges and more—there’s plenty here to make them smile, even if they’re bed-bound and milking it. Every item qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer and comes with free UK delivery, so you can throw in a few extras just to be safe.

Whether they’re sick, sulking, or just love a sweary present, these get well gifts are the perfect way to say "hope you feel better" without going soft. The teddy bears are especially popular—equal parts adorable and offensive.

Everything is dispatched within one working day, so you won’t be waiting forever to make them smile. Want to pair a gift with a card? Head over to the Get Well Soon Cunt Cards collection. Or shop the full range in the Get Well Soon Cunt full card and gift collection.