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Funny congratulations cunt cards – perfect for celebrating big wins with a touch of cheek.

Congratulations Cunt Cards

(5 products)

For When a Regular “Well Done” Just Won’t Cut It

Whether they’ve smashed their exams, landed a new job, or just managed to survive another chaotic week, our Congratulations Cunt Cards say it all — loudly, proudly, and with just the right amount of cheek.

Packed with humour, sarcasm, and unapologetic praise, this collection includes designs that make regular cards look like beige wallpaper.

Want to pair your card with something extra? Check out the Cunt Mug Superstore for matching mugs that shout the same message — just with more caffeine.

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All of our cards are part of our 3 for 2 site-wide offer, so it’s the perfect excuse to grab a backup card or something cheeky for another occasion. Every order comes with FREE UK delivery and is dispatched within one working day — no faff, no drama.

Want something with a bit more variety? Take a look at our Congratulations Cunt collection to explore mugs and more.
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