Congratulations Cunt Cards

For When a Regular “Well Done” Just Won’t Cut It

Whether they’ve smashed their exams, landed a new job, or just managed to survive another chaotic week, our Congratulations Cunt Cards say it all — loudly, proudly, and with just the right amount of cheek.

Packed with humour, sarcasm, and unapologetic praise, this collection includes designs that make regular cards look like beige wallpaper.

Want to pair your card with something extra? Check out the Cunt Mug Superstore for matching mugs that shout the same message — just with more caffeine.