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Workplace Cunt Cards

Office Banter in Card Form

Got a colleague who’s finally leaving? A manager that deserves a cheeky send-off? Or just a mate at work who appreciates a proper laugh? Our Workplace Cunt Cards are the ultimate way to deliver banter with bite. Each design is tailored for workplace legends — the good, the bad, and the utterly useless.

Take your pick from cards that celebrate promotions, poke fun at terrible bosses, or simply say “you’re a legend” with a C-word twist. Looking for more outrageous paper goods? Dive into our Cunt Card Superstore to explore the full range.

"Hurry up and go you cunt" - Leaving Card
"Hurry up and go you cunt" - Leaving Card
£3.45
Get Back To Work Soon You Lazy Cunt - Get Well Card
"Get Back to Work Soon You Lazy Cunt" - Card
£3.45
Cunt of the Year - Greetings Card and Badge
"Cunt of the Year" - Greetings Card
From £3.45
"There is no I in team, but there is a U in cunt" - Card
"There's no "I" in team" - Greetings Card
£3.45
You're a cunt that's why we get on - Greeting Card
"Why we get on you cunt" - Greeting Card
£3.45
Well Done You Cunt - Congratulations Card
"Well Done You Cunt" - Congratulations Card
£3.45
"Monday Morning & Cunts" - Card
"Monday Morning & Cunts" - Card
£3.45
Top Cunt Personalised Card and Badge
"Top Cunt" - Personalised Card
From £3.95
Get Well Soon Ya Cunt - Card
"Get Well Soon, Ya Cunt" - Card
£3.45
Breaking News: You're a cunt - Leaving Card
"Breaking News" - Leaving Card
£3.45
"If My Humour Offends You Cunt" - Greetings Card
"If My Humour Offends You" - Greetings Card
£3.45
It won't be the same without you cunt - Card
"It won't be the same without you" - Leaving Card
£3.45
Hopefully your new boss is a cunt - Leaving Card
"Hopefully your boss is a cunt" - Leaving Card
£3.45
Hopefully your new boss isn't a cunt - Leaving Card
"Hopefully your boss isn't a cunt" - Leaving Card
£3.45
New Colleagues Are Cunts - Leaving Card
"Hopefully your colleagues are cunts" - Leaving Card
£3.45
New Colleagues Aren't Cunts - Leaving Card
"Hopefully your colleagues aren't cunts" - Leaving Card
£3.45
Bye Bye You Cunt - Leaving Card
"Bye Bye You Cunt" - Leaving Card
£3.45
"Abracadabra - Nope you are still a cunt" - Greeting Card & Badge
"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt" - Greetings Card
From £3.45
"I Love To Say Cunt" - Card & Badge
"I Love to Say Cunt" - Card
From £3.45
"Putting the you in cunt" Greeting Card
"Putting the you in cunt" - Greeting Card
£3.45