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Rude workplace cunt cards – perfect for colleagues who don’t take things too seriously.

Workplace Cunt Cards

(22 products)

Office Banter in Card Form

Got a colleague who’s finally leaving? A manager that deserves a cheeky send-off? Or just a mate at work who appreciates a proper laugh? Our Workplace Cunt Cards are the ultimate way to deliver banter with bite. Each design is tailored for workplace legends — the good, the bad, and the utterly useless.

Take your pick from cards that celebrate promotions, poke fun at terrible bosses, or simply say “you’re a legend” with a C-word twist. Looking for more outrageous paper goods? Dive into our Cunt Card Superstore to explore the full range.

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Whether it’s a retirement, resignation, or just Friday afternoon nonsense, our Workplace Cunt Cards get the message across — loudly. Every card is printed in the UK, ships with a premium envelope, and is packaged discreetly (so HR won’t clock you).

Plus, everything’s included in our 3 for 2 site-wide offer with FREE UK delivery and same-day dispatch if you order before 1pm. Not sure what vibe to go for? Browse the full Workplace Cunt Collection for mugs, aprons, and more to match.