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Funny birthday cunt coasters – cheeky, rude drink mats perfect for adding banter to the birthday table.

Birthday Cunt Coasters

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Drink, Laugh, Repeat – Our Rudest Birthday Coasters Ever

If you're looking for a birthday gift that's small, cheap and outrageously offensive, these birthday cunt coasters absolutely nail it. Whether it’s for your drinking buddy, your workmate, or your partner in crime, these cheeky coasters are the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday, you absolute legend… and also, you’re a cunt.”

They’re part of our 3 FOR 2 OFFER with FREE UK DELIVERY, so go ahead and stock up — they’re great on their own or paired with a matching birthday cunt mug. Want to browse more? Take a look at the full Birthday Superstore for more sweary surprises.

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Why These Birthday Coasters Hit the Spot

Let’s face it — there’s something magical about setting your pint down on a coaster that calls you a cunt. That’s the vibe. Whether it’s a personalised age design or a blunt one-liner, these coasters pack a punch for under a fiver.

Mix and Match Birthday Vibes

They pair brilliantly with our birthday mugs, cards or even one of our gifts for him or gifts for her if you’re putting a full package together.

Small Gifts, Big Laughs

All coasters are printed to order, dispatched within one working day, and shipped with FREE UK DELIVERY. Lightweight, low-cost and 100% offensive — it’s what we do best.

Still shopping? Head back to the main coaster collection for even more delightfully rude drinkware options.
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