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Hilarious leaving cunt cards – say goodbye with a cheeky insult.

Leaving Cards

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The Card They’ll Remember (and Probably Keep)

Not every goodbye needs violins and a Hallmark message. Sometimes, a simple fuck off and good luck says it best. This collection of leaving cunt cards is perfect for mates, colleagues, or family members making their grand exit.

Whether they’re switching jobs, moving house, or starting a new life somewhere sunnier, these cards say goodbye with a laugh. All qualify for our 3 for 2 offer and include free UK delivery, so why not grab a few spares?

Looking for more cheeky card designs? Check out the Cunt Card Superstore for every sweary situation imaginable.

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These leaving cards are printed on thick, high-quality cardstock and dispatched within one working day—ideal for last-minute goodbyes or surprise send-offs. Whether they’re your work bestie, your annoying sibling, or someone you’re secretly glad to see go, we’ve got you covered.

If you want to upgrade the send-off, match it with something from the Leaving Cunt Mugs collection for a gift they’ll actually use.
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