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A mix of funny cunt cards for any occasion – the ultimate rude greeting card collection.

General Cunt Cards

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Perfect for Any Occasion, Especially if They’re a Cunt

Need a no-nonsense card that cuts through the fluff? Our Cunt Card Superstore has you covered—and this General Cunt Cards collection is your go-to for any occasion that doesn’t fall neatly into a birthday, wedding, or get well soon box. From cheeky digs to flat-out insults, these cards deliver the C-word with charm.

Whether it’s a mate who needs a laugh, a colleague who deserves a roasting, or a random celebration that calls for something a little inappropriate, there’s something here to make them chuckle. All cards come with FREE UK delivery, and many are part of our 3 for 2 deal—so stock up while you're here.

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Looking for even more cheeky brilliance? Pair your card with a General Cunt Mug, chuck in a General Cunt Coaster, or go all-in with a proper General Cunt Gift. It’s the easiest way to create a full cunt-themed bundle—ideal for any occasion that deserves a laugh.

Everything we sell is dispatched within one working day, so your card gets to you (or your unsuspecting recipient) fast, without faff. Explore the full range and find a design that delivers the punch you’re after.
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