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Funny get well soon cunt cards – the rudest way to wish a speedy recovery.

Get Well Soon Cunt Cards

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Cards That'll Stop Them Moaning and Break Out a Smile

If someone you know is ill, injured, or just being a bit of a drama queen about the sniffles—these get well soon cunt cards are perfect. They're bold, funny, and brutally honest—just like the person you're probably sending them to. Because sometimes, the nicest thing you can say is: "Get better, ya cunt."

Every card in this collection qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer and comes with free UK delivery, so grab a few—you never know when someone else will go down with man flu, a dodgy leg, or a serious case of being a lazy blagger.

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All cards are printed on quality stock, dispatched within one working day, and guaranteed to raise a smile—whether they’re actually unwell or just milking it. These get well cunt cards are ideal for mates, siblings, coworkers, or even your other half (if you're brave enough).

If you're looking for a matching mug or a gift to go alongside it, check out the Get Well Soon Cunt collection for the full range. Or if you’re just browsing cards for all sorts of cheeky occasions, visit the Cunt Card Superstore to see the full sweary selection.
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